Was a bit held up on Sunday Morning, Half Way to the Chapel I notice i am not wearing a Tie! ( Never done this before)
I assume everyone is too polite to mention it?
As the first segment finishes, I ask some one if they can see my tie?, No is the reply "
I seize on this and say , "At least it works!"
What works ?
" I ordered this tie on the Internet ( gets better as it goes along) only $5.00 , guaranteed to go with any outfit, no more struggling to find the right Colours, One tie does it all!"
What Tie?
The invisible tie , of course! I have the agency and this will outdate all the ties in your Cupboard, for $5.00!
Here I am modelling it! ( see how quickly one can design a business?, also very light weight)
The bulge behind my arm is a bag of books, not a Medical device.
Is this not the truth ?, so hard to get, but disappears like water through a sieve!
Obviously the one not laughing had never been to School?
Except for the first one , all sent to me via WhatsApp, not my property .
Captions are my own.