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We spent the next 30 minutes looking for you.” I said to my friend while reaching for a glass]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@akenes/son</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@akenes/son</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[akenes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 03:12:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UonWToSX8tGXNY8jeXKSedJ2aRhGRj6HDecqrdrCPiwq2qVUm3LBhHvV369xFF1xrNpgvCyzobTEw19RZLYFhD3U6yHtJ6SSgkwTuZnxUTga?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pets]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Have you ever hurt your pets? Accidentally or on purpose?” I mumbled the question while sipping the blackest coffee in a cafe we were in. The conversation was about pets. 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