"Yea, and so it was that the nacho lord spake unto yon plebs gathered before him. "Wherefore art thy meats? Thy cheeses, and corn chips? Dost thou believest the gates of nacho heaven will be open to you without these things? Nay, verily I say unto you, wherefore any man should seek to enter into nacho heaven, that man must first gird his loins with the nacho toppings of faith, justice and truth."
