The life and times of 1820s Barbie as she uses a magical stick to defeat the patriarchy and avenge her dead father who is now a ghost that lives in statues and saves your game.
Along the way she will obtain many fashionable new outfits to dress up in, while seeking out statues of men to receive power from, all while learning the true meaning of Kwanzaa and those funny feelings she gets when looking at short haired muscular women in jeans.