"Did you know that it's healthy to smell your spouse's fart? Saw an article posted on Facebook this morning!"
Boom shakalaka, there it went again.
"Stop it, you're killing my brain!"
"What?"
"Yea, it's toxic it's killing my brain! Just because I'm your wife doesn't mean I have to smell your nasty!"
"Fine. But just so you know, spouses that fart and smell each other's farts stay together and live longer."
"Eww, go away!"
He walked out sheepishly as he left a trail of his bodily gas only to hear a loud screeching scream from the wife coming from the room.
"Haha, gotcha!"