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A short pun as dictated by Gary the Gravy-monger, who comes up to you and speaks ill of the queen. Later he will be executed for his treason but at the time of writing he is a free man, speaking openly on matters of gravy and meat.
"As certain as gravy on a Sunday, those despicable beings who put gelatine in lollies will get their jus desserts."