I was born high AS FUCK.
Still, My Father Sent me out to Cut the Grass One Day.
The safety guard covering the "Chute" had been Removed.
I was pulling a "Sweeper" [which picked up grass clippings].
My Father always used a Bolt without a Cotter Pin for it.
The Bolt Popped Out.
I backed up to reconnect the Sweeper.
My foot swung out so the bottom was Perpendicular to the Earths Surface.
One Toe got instantly Removed.
I Felt essentially Nothing Until the Doctor Fixed It.
I felt Pretty Special.
If i'd have "Lost" that toe,
i'd never have turned into "Me".
I also could never have "Played"
"Trees Gump".
Forrest's Cousin.
Love Y'all.