Since we now live in a world of thousands of cryptos, I would like to show you what I think are the most hilarious shitcoins.
FuckToken
This is the one coin on this list that I actually LIKE at all... Their roadmap consists of helping us show others that we GIVE A FUCK in a world where people like to claim that they "Have no Fucks to give"... Now, we can show eachother that not only do we GIVE A FUCK, but those FUCKS will also be confirmed by blockchain technology. Truly revolutionary...
First Bitcoin
What could be more misleading than calling an altcoin "First Bitcoin"? Pure stupidity, and I hope that people don't actually fall for this...
Bitcoin Plus
Need extra bitcoin? Why not try Bitcoin Plus?
Lite Bitcoin
For days when you want your bitcoin to be lighter than normal (?)
Bitcoinz
This one is for the big ballers out there. The people who have BITCOINZ, meaning multiple. Gotta love the creativity here.
Bitcoin Red
The color orange not really doing it for you? Switch it up, you have options now!
Bitcoin Fast
In a world where bitcoin is slow AF.... This was the only way to go. FAST.
Bitcoin Scrypt
Want the reputation of Bitcoin but with a different algorithm?
Bitcoin Dark
Colors are all the rage right now. Even more so than colors though, are color-related adjectives which imply privacy!
Bitcoin Moon
Bored AF waiting for your BTC to hit the moon? Have no worries, this shitcoin is self-proclaimed to already be there!
Useless Ethereum Token
There's not much to say about this one. It was designed with the intention of being a shitcoin, and I think the developers did a good job with that!
Ethereum Cash
Like the idea of Ethereum? Also like the idea of CASH? I guess these guys do...
Ethereum Blue
Are you bored with the stupid grey color of Ethereum? Not feeling the green of Ethereum Classic? Enter Ethereum BLUE, here to change the world.
Ethereum Dark
Now, you have the option to have your Ethereum be DARKER. Ground-breaking.
Ethereum Gold
Since everybody loves Gold so much, Ethereum Gold was an absolute necessity for this fad...
Litecoin Gold
Why would you have some shitty-ass silver-looking litecoin when you can have GOLDEN litecoins? Ask yourself this.
Litecoin Plus
Now, your Litecoins can be Plus-Sized, while also being worth substantially less money!
Litecoin Ultra
This is the ultimate litecoin. You just can't fuck with that name...
SuperCoin
The shit-coin to end all shit-coins. This is the digital 2nd-coming of CHRIST.
ZCash Gold
ZCash has such a boring shade of yellow... Why settle for that when you can have GOLDEN ZCASH?
NEO Gold
Your little NEO tokens practically look like federal reserve notes because of how green they are... Didn't you get the memo about how we're switching to GOLD??
Dark Lisk
Lisk is all the rage nowadays. And now, you have the option to have your Lisk be DARKER (than they usually are)...
Lite Doge
The Dogecoin your smartest friend told you to invest in. Dogecoin Classic is too expensive and slow, you want to try LITE DOGE instead.
Putin Coin
With Russia becoming a world superpower, they would not be bonafide without a crypto bearing the name of their glorious president, Vladymeer Pudding.
Mao Zedong
What would the economic world be without a token representing one of the most evil dictators of all time? Mao Zedong disarmed his whole country, and was responsible for more deaths than Stalin or Hitler. Suspiciously enough, this token came around right around Putin Coin... Suspicious.