Wife: Fahim is buying a 52 inch TV in front of the house. And you do not even buy a small TV.
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Husband: -Reertama, who has a beautiful wife like you, why would she waste time watching TV?
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Wife: -Oh, you're not .......... Well, babu goes to make fun of you, make a tea.
Story 2
Wife: -Oo how did you forget my birthday?
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Husband: - How do you remember your birthday? Do not you think that you are old?
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Wife: -All right? Well, let's make a little special coffee.
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Story 3
Husband's wife's quarrel continues.
Wife: - I handle the whole house, handle the kitchen, handle the kids .... and what do you do ??
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Husband: I can not cope with myself, I lost sight of those mystical eyes, I see.
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Wife :-( Shy eyes) You are not ..
Advice; - If the intellect is blossoming flowers in the desert.