<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 04:11:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@asteemian/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Use Your Smartphone as Teleprompter]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey guys, what is your opinion on this cool Extempore app that will allow you to use your smartphone as teleprompter to record videos. I think it will make a lot of people's life easier. :ertery: check]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@asteemian/use-your-smartphone-as-teleprompter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@asteemian/use-your-smartphone-as-teleprompter</guid><category><![CDATA[dtube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[asteemian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 19:23:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Logo modification service - Satisfied - Click to understand]]></title><description><![CDATA[As a corporate image, logo can be permanent, and the logo needs to keep pace with the times. Lets take a look at the changes and renovations of the worlds top 500 logos. logo modify the big collection]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@asteemian/logo-modification-service-satisfied-click-to-understand</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@asteemian/logo-modification-service-satisfied-click-to-understand</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[asteemian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 18:59:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3auKdMsk3Q4cDrJYGmaEUU2HGHtLXwGzH5b28pBaixtajufs9EkRbtWn5C9t1C?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Epic]]></title><description><![CDATA[Never killed a spider. I saved one once,and he kept showing up everywhere I went.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@asteemian/mawea-epic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@asteemian/mawea-epic</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[asteemian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:46:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXBD5Md5tUD9YKkzGo1eoR2RP1hYxRaFr2Kk5cCCYf1suXTUHfGARpMnzs5xbuxPGoCQguNYaNcFUHeofKGTwT26VLikVS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Epic]]></title><description><![CDATA[im ugly and i dont reply fast..]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@asteemian/msz4b-epic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@asteemian/msz4b-epic</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[asteemian]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:24:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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