<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:06:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@atiku.abubakar/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I'm Not Giving Up on Looting Nigeria Dry!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The battle may be over but the war isn't. Elections come, elections go, politicians remain. What else are we gonna do? Get a paid job? Pfff... That's your calling. Better get back to work, toil and while]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/i-m-not-giving-up-on-looting-nigeria-dry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/i-m-not-giving-up-on-looting-nigeria-dry</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2019 17:11:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If It Makes You Feel Any Better...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can't wait to loot Nigeria dry come May 29th.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/voteme/@atiku.abubakar/if-it-makes-you-feel-any-better</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/voteme/@atiku.abubakar/if-it-makes-you-feel-any-better</guid><category><![CDATA[voteme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 20:05:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FG Not to Blame for Electricity Crisis]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cheers..]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@atiku.abubakar/fg-not-to-blame-for-electricity-crisis</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@atiku.abubakar/fg-not-to-blame-for-electricity-crisis</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:23:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7Frj5TsFStY4wVVTd6XbRWU1erhzc1Ui6QtUNuULsMzpBnvW4JVsiz9SVfATQL3RZfrGTYFV7qEBoyQ3ynjDmgpsNz4HNNfJHgWJBFoHq7k?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Buhari Says APC Members are Free to Go to Court]]></title><description><![CDATA[What better institution to direct them to than the one he has never obeyed their rulings?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atiku.abubakar/buhari-says-apc-members-are-free-to-go-to-court</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atiku.abubakar/buhari-says-apc-members-are-free-to-go-to-court</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 07:15:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7Fs6LKQ3zTcqACKUe1GCnUJL3SSdJdqS3Rco1BYTdCME1FVrkfoqLdk21vBsVcqcnjJD6FKbc8AdWHPVSp4Pz1VLwtTX7LMySiNY5KH4rKx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Buhari Increases Police Salary]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just tell them to start collecting N500 from motorists. There's no salary structure that can beat that.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atiku.abubakar/buhari-increases-police-salary</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atiku.abubakar/buhari-increases-police-salary</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 19:37:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7FriRLtKYprM55MpQLYpyamhTgL9DPkQGf3yZHMbSaD9b9a2a5maJ2mnF2QNVBd6mQ1ZYKx7S2hJE2opKZpJAcqgR9MJtfGGVM5P7J6xK98?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Faulty Microphones Force House of Reps to Adjourn]]></title><description><![CDATA[They should have adjourned it till November next year. Do you know how hard it is to fix a defective microphone? See? It's no joke. Even international forces are required if we are to win this war against]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/faulty-microphones-force-house-of-reps-to-adjourn</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/faulty-microphones-force-house-of-reps-to-adjourn</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2018 17:41:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7Frfczii6xZFx69DRjACoL3VmYjMkwyKYaqdwKRMB4K85R3KJMfNLnLaL5k2ME2dDiQM3zHQ4ruhsjncyu8viPgDgW1JbfufbU4QBXsbcnS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Yoruba Youths Warn Tinubu]]></title><description><![CDATA[In my opinion, what two consenting adults chose to do behind closed doors is their business. Youths should allow Tinubu lick Buhari's skinny hairy ass in peace.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/yoruba-youths-warn-tinubu</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atiku.abubakar/yoruba-youths-warn-tinubu</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 18:00:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKd9jk2Nf3LCCG39zKZWFeP4Ji5X1SPwjQKzh7YMV3oryA8JM54MFSuYpGEh7UmfZbVJ5EKhP6rXAsP7YpV6F11mCr39uG48qz27WJQStX5pwsavcbkdqsgWg9naYN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[NNPC Yet to Remit $22.06bn to Federation Account]]></title><description><![CDATA[I support the NNPC on this one. What's the point of remitting it when they are still going to siphon it?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thisisnigeria/@atiku.abubakar/nnpc-yet-to-remit-usd22-06bn-to-federation-account</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thisisnigeria/@atiku.abubakar/nnpc-yet-to-remit-usd22-06bn-to-federation-account</guid><category><![CDATA[thisisnigeria]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 07:08:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7FvXW2aRj8WBzKBeVf4tWTxDz43iBhDMsDTKkQySQ4hALPydTZ49Z4tsqhVeVnSqq5D7ksbwwccaupX5wpyJgtTqJtcJ2H3wMWaRe38hL7p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boards have No Power to Suspend CEOs]]></title><description><![CDATA[This makes sense. After all it will take Buhari 6 years to appoint new CEOs and another 4 years to realize most of them don't have WAEC certificate. Don't blame the cattle rearer. Even he is yet to realize]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/notfunny/@atiku.abubakar/boards-have-no-power-to-suspend-ceos-sgf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/notfunny/@atiku.abubakar/boards-have-no-power-to-suspend-ceos-sgf</guid><category><![CDATA[notfunny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 18:36:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQybj4WUXScWv5QPLninWRxfbcWNsx7SenD7FxCsZ2FLeupWjMvLZfr5M8pNZdhfbtjpqSbH1tqPTvaz48u2SgBknyNsHNqntSj8KfgtwbFKnzJRPok8kq9w5L2BUB5gfVR4M8rzPK3EWJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Atiku Abubakar is on Steem!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi. I am Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, a former Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and currently running for the land's highest office. I'm on Steemit to watch and learn from the youths of my dear]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@atiku.abubakar/atiku-abubakar-is-on-steem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@atiku.abubakar/atiku-abubakar-is-on-steem</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atiku.abubakar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 18:15:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVJ2SVhDmmumdPfnVEcahMce9nMwwksSDdRvZEni8e4JXi33A5mT2hMkx1EqaMFkpLF4gTkxckfVFYcxSB78TTG59QYZrQLaNhDE4zKjM2nN9wQyBCJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>