The men's brains and the women's brains are very different from each other. I wanna start with the men's brains. Alright? Now men's brains are very unique, men's brains are made up of little boxes and you have a box for everything. You have a box for the car. You got a box for the money. You got a box for the job, you got a box for us women, you got a box for the kids you got a box for your mother in law somewhere in the basement! You got boxes everywhere, and the rule is: The boxes don't touch!
When a man discusses a particular subject, you go to that particular box, you pull that box out, you open that box, you discuss only what is in that box, right? And then you close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch any other boxes.
Now women's brains are very, very different from men's brains. Women's brains are made up of big ball of wire, and every thing is connected to everything.. The money's connected to our car, the car's connected to our job and the kids are connected to our mother, and everything's connected to everything! It's like the Internet superhighway, okay? And it's all driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reason why women tends to remember everything. Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever!
The same thing happens for men, it just doesn't happen very often because, quite frankly; You don't care. Women tend to care about everything! And we just loves it, ok?
Now, men, you have a box in your brain that most of us women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it .. In fact, you call it the "nothing-box". And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the "nothing-box" is your favorite box! If a man has the chance, he'll go to his nothing box every time! That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain-dead for hours on end.
The've actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania, a couple of years ago, they did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe .. They connected all the wires and stuff like that, marked the brain activity and it was nothing going on.
We women can't do that, we can't, our minds never stops, it's always some sort of activity there. And we don't understand nor comprehend the "nothing-box" .. And it drives us crazy because nothing drives us women more crazy or makes us feel more irritated than to witness a man doing NOTHING!
This is taken out from Mark Gungor's stand up show, so all creds to him (and the pictures is borrowed from the Internet, creds to Google for those). I thought it was hilarious so I wanted to do it in a written form, I've made some twists so that it would fit in a written form and from a women perspective. Partly to practice my English writing, partly because that I thought that some of your Steemians would find it funny.
And I really hope that you guys sees the humor in this and that no one will get offended. This is as mention taken out from a stand up show, but I've experienced that not all of us has the same humor and that's okay.
I myself do not totally agree on everything here though, but at times men and women seem so different in our way of thinking, reacting and needs that it's almost seems like it's actually is such a huge difference. I mean, they don't say that men is from Mars and that women is from Venus for no reason, right?
What are your thoughts of differences between men and women? What do you think are the main differences? Is there any difference? Make a comment below and let me now if you think the difference between us women and men are so different as described in this stand up.
Bless you! :)