Why am I against the someone introducing themselves as foodie?

I love how people introduce themselves : "Hi, i am a foodie". I pause, give them a look and say " Yes, i also eat food, and enjoy it - doesn't everyone?"

But foodie has to prove themselves. So they'll dive right into the realm of philosophy.

"Food is like meditation for me", he quipped.

"Hmm. I dont think so. Only meditation can be meditation. That is like me saying, sleeping is like exercising for me. I don't wake up with a six pack and abs no?"

Awkward pause. I have a feeling intros will be done very differently henceforth.