<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 03:05:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@b3tan/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Most Embarrassing Moment Ever - WARNING - Graphic Descriptions of Abject Failure]]></title><description><![CDATA[It was a warm summer's night, young B3tan was 17 years old, and feeling very grown up drinking in the pub. I got to the Bull's Head a little before my buddies, and decided to get a beer in. 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There's hope for us all! Follow]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/science/@b3tan/man-breaks-all-the-laws-of-physics</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/science/@b3tan/man-breaks-all-the-laws-of-physics</guid><category><![CDATA[science]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[b3tan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:37:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eKzYHyronL9jzZs2vbhzsLLJmsu4pemxFSE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Biscuits gone B3ta]]></title><description><![CDATA[Making biscuits better is hard - but talented B3tans are up to the task. Enjoy these images! Please don't dunk me - by Fiend Lionel Richtea - by Frogbeat Fire! - by subatomicelephant Heeerrre's a biscuit-]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/biscuits-gone-b3ta</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/biscuits-gone-b3ta</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[b3tan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 12:52:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QD2aHbJiivbVZV6nAA4BJrX2xi1Ybu2Eesd2XCg5aTPk9K9CuJdv2du5FVzE76C9F1FV18TuuRoDvEamzMHJ4SbnT7xacyoNv9VHRnmDBKbFH3hESRX3?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trump v Kim - FIGHT!  (GIF)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just let them slap it out - much better way to resolve conflict than nuclear holocaust... Image Credit: The Twisted Omentum B3tans always have the best answers to the world's problems. 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If you missed anything, then here is your chance to catch up with all the humorous, interesting and insane stuff that goes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/b3ta-newsletter-1-images-videos-links</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/b3ta-newsletter-1-images-videos-links</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[b3tan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 14:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLyAJMrzqHfWLT7YbdgoprDQGwdeDRwrczq8ft2x2QGtMe6C3rj5LAVUrShbc917Z3t9Qd7YbbRdauAiBMWyUaRVvgrLADAYVKPc9bzSJSrqFqSsy4EddZLTbZY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Death by Mentos - Playing with Science]]></title><description><![CDATA[There is a long history of people doing stupid things with coke and mentos and filming it for the internet. This has to the one of the best! Short and sweet. But why do mentos react in this way? 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Swearing kicks in towards the end, so slightly NSFW ... but who is working on a Saturday]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/comedian-adam-buxton-reads-youtube-comments-for-apple-music-video</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@b3tan/comedian-adam-buxton-reads-youtube-comments-for-apple-music-video</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[b3tan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2017 17:02:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eHc9GrejW3NwaWN4DovED5Y8v4HSMPMe1mg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Japanese play Russian Roulette with a Nerf Gun]]></title><description><![CDATA[The tension is incredible! The foam bullet has a pin in it, for added pain. The Japanese really now how to come up with weird formats for gameshow entertainment - hats off to them! 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