Two men are fishing in a boat under a bridge and see a funeral procession starting across the bridge. One of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge, and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel and continues fishing.
His friend says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
He responds, "Well, I guess it was the right thing to do -- after all, I was married to her for 40 years."