<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 09:06:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@badjokesdaily/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #8]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-8</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2018 13:54:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #7]]></title><description><![CDATA[A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-7</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2018 16:11:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #6]]></title><description><![CDATA[As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... You know, just one would have been enough.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-6</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 23:00:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #5]]></title><description><![CDATA["[John 9:12] And God said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal glory...'" But John came fifth and won a toaster.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-5</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 23:38:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #4]]></title><description><![CDATA[I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/33mmz1-badjokesdaily-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/33mmz1-badjokesdaily-3</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2018 21:44:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #3]]></title><description><![CDATA[My mum used to say that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach... She was a good woman... Terrible surgeon though.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-3</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2018 16:00:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #2]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry... I'll return.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/badjokesdaily-1</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2018 16:46:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[badjokesdaily #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/just-spent-usd300-on-a-limousine-and-discovered-that-the-fee-doesn-t-include-a-driver</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@badjokesdaily/just-spent-usd300-on-a-limousine-and-discovered-that-the-fee-doesn-t-include-a-driver</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[badjokesdaily]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2018 13:56:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt34AC8JuJ5KoRYjcxAcXgrYnao7uopkKnAiCuweTVtQNKCuuzdsYzXF1Dwo73sBUFeqB87yKEKuJeGBkR7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>