Moral of the story: If you have a good hit in the cryptoworld... buy yourself a big smoke sack, so that anything from then out is a win and you don't do the "would have, could have, should have bullshit!
(This was bought legally in California with a caregiver card that allowed from up to 11 pounds... the card cost like $250 and 10 minutes at the doctor :D)
I felt like fucking Cheech and Chong with a smoke sack over 8 pounds! Yay crypto!