<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 08:51:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@bittermac/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The subtle art of being an ass]]></title><description><![CDATA[Being mean is not something you set out to be, its a place you end up. Like closing a bar and going to Denny’s, you didn’t start your night with that destination in mind, you just ended up there. But,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bittermac/the-subtle-art-of-being-an-ass</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bittermac/the-subtle-art-of-being-an-ass</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 16:28:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Little Orphan Meth-Head]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Its a hard luck ROCK, for us. Its a hard luck rock, FOR US!” “The pipe will come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom bitch that, tomorrow, there’ll be crack….” This visual is killing me. Out in front of the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bittermac/little-orphan-meth-head</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bittermac/little-orphan-meth-head</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 16:08:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The day to day of batshit crazy]]></title><description><![CDATA[There is a certain charm in insanity that you have to admire. I am sitting in Starbucks without the benefit of my aluminum foil hat. And, evidently, I REALLY need one. Because the zombie apocalypse is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/the-day-to-day-of-batshit-crazy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/the-day-to-day-of-batshit-crazy</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 18:33:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Drowning kittens doesn't sound so bad.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stupid is as stupid does. That is an iconic line from Forrest Gump, the story of a slow man who has wild adventures by simply being. Deep thoughts there. And then there is the college students sitting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/drowning-kittens-doesn-t-sound-so-bad</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/drowning-kittens-doesn-t-sound-so-bad</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 18:25:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Caller beware]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have a general rule about phone calls. A recorded message is never important. I have been hanging up on them for years. I have never missed out on anything important, as far as I can tell. Besides, I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/caller-beware</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/caller-beware</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 18:04:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Are you listening to yourself?]]></title><description><![CDATA[We live in a world where 50% of everyone you see on your way to work is on their cell phone. And with the advent of more communication, more marriages are breaking up due to "Lack of communication."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/are-you-listening-to-yourself</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/are-you-listening-to-yourself</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 17:58:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nothing gets in the way of my coffee]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.” Sipping coffee. Surrounded on both sides by borderline weird. On my right, is old, plain and simple. This couple]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/nothing-gets-in-the-way-of-my-coffee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@bittermac/nothing-gets-in-the-way-of-my-coffee</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bittermac]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 17:45:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>