"We need to stop spending so much dam Hive, it is ridiculous the amount we are spending" says Hive stalwart as he tucks into a nice fillet steak in a plush hotel before the crypto conference he is attending on behalf of Hive.
"There is just too much going out the door for the Hive price to hold over 12 cent, we need to knuckle down now and stop the leak" he adds as he orders a nice merlot.
"I was the first to say it and the money is still going out the door. One look at some of these DHF wallets and you can see where it is going," he added.
"Granted I have 5 more crypto conferences booked in after this one but that will be the end of it after those 5 events. Yes siree."
"I just have Tokyo, New York, Rio, Sidney and not to forget the big one in Caracas and then after these I am done!!! D-O-N-E. They were all planned and booked in advance so there was no point not going because of the Hive price plummet but I am strongly against, let me REPEAT THAT AGAIN, AGAINST the extortionist spending that is going on with this DHF! I can't believe some of, munch, the money, chomp being spent on Hive. " IT'S A DISGRACE!A HOLY DISGRACE. Pass me that lobster pot will you Diane!
"It was gone so bad that I had to call a meeting about it at our last get together and everyone agreed that the spending MUST decrease. If I didn't speak up then god knows what the Hive price would have been! It was me and all me that can be attributed to the spending coming down."
"Now these conferences I hope to get 50,000 people signed up so they pay for themselves."
"I know I am in the top 5 or 10 most paid accounts on Hive by the DHF but I have to say , I am worth it, me." "And the Hive guys begged me to go to these conferences. They said "heyyyyy man , without you and all you do , Hive is dead in the water mannnnn". "You get those flights and you go to these conferences, do Hives work and we will look after the cut backs". I did not want to disappoint them so I went. Now for some of you , you may call me a hypocrite but a hypocrite I am not!!!!
"I bleed Hive I do, ahem Mary , that Foie Gras is mine you silly billy, you ordered the truffles. As I was saying I am the most passionate and complimentary about Hive than all those boring devs that can't string a sentence together so I bring more jazz hands to the party than any of those wet wipes. . Once I don't get anything from the mini bar I am good, Tony pass the mint sauce."
"It's important we are out there and getting some B2B relationships in the pipeline. It's all about the web3 and the B2B. To connect the web3 with the B2B you gotta bring the merch and we have plenty of that. Now I do not agree with crypto conferences and we really need to cut back. Especially the meal expenses , Diane what does your lamb rack taste like? We maybe should do 3 crypto conferences a year at the most. After these ones we should only do 3 per year."
"Excuse me waiter can I get 3 x Mille Feuille please? Guys these are delicious and because I know everything , I expect you two to like them. And can we get 3 dessert wines and 3 x Irish coffees please. Thanking you."
As I was saying....... Hive is in serious trouble and we really need to tighten our belts. So whether it is the rally car or those GYM workout crew , the wells or the other crypto conferences (not mine) then we need to stop the outflow of HBD. I will do everything in my power to make sure this happens but people need some harsh truths and can't be taking the biscuit anymore!!!! Diane pass me one of those After Eights.
We all have to do our bit!!!! As soon as people realise this and stop using Hive as a holiday camp the better. There can be no exceptions. ABSOLUTELY NONE! Right guys where are the best cocktails around? All this talk of the Hive price is making me need a drink."