<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:38:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@blue-thoughts/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Vaping vs Cigarettes]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’m currently at a bar getting drunk with my friends. One of my friends is trying to quit smoking. Not a good idea at a bar but whatever. She looked at me and said “hey give me cigarette!” This other guy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@blue-thoughts/vaping-vs-cigarettes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@blue-thoughts/vaping-vs-cigarettes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2017 04:17:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Feeling Blessed!]]></title><description><![CDATA[So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropenis and they thought the short dicked guy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/inspirational/@blue-thoughts/feeling-blessed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/inspirational/@blue-thoughts/feeling-blessed</guid><category><![CDATA[inspirational]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 14:32:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Does anybody else hate johnboy and billy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’m not a fan of morning talk shows to begin with because i hate talking first thing in the morning but when I first start my car to go to work and all I hear is johnboy’s hacking laugh I immediately hate]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@blue-thoughts/does-anybody-else-hate-johnboy-and-billy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@blue-thoughts/does-anybody-else-hate-johnboy-and-billy</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 19:35:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New word for vagina!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Spunk cup As in go wash out dirty spunk cup Your spunk cup floweth over Can I take a sip from your spunk cup]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@blue-thoughts/new-word-for-vagina</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@blue-thoughts/new-word-for-vagina</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 03:00:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dear Harvey Weinstein,]]></title><description><![CDATA[It has been brought to the world’s attention that trading sexual favors with you brings success. You are like the heroin dealer in “Requiem for a Dream”. Hell that character might even be based off you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@blue-thoughts/dear-harvey-weinstein</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@blue-thoughts/dear-harvey-weinstein</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:37:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I want to troll people on Steem!]]></title><description><![CDATA[So I have now been a member for less than 24 hours. I have been reading posts and looking at things people say and like. Can I just say that I want to laugh at half the shit I see on here or make a joke]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@blue-thoughts/i-want-to-troll-people-on-steem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@blue-thoughts/i-want-to-troll-people-on-steem</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I don’t believe in time or traveling it]]></title><description><![CDATA[First I’m going to start by saying that I am not a physicist. My theory is coming from ignorance and if you would like to school me then feel free. I don’t believe in time. I’m not talking about the time]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/educational/@blue-thoughts/i-don-t-believe-in-time-or-traveling-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/educational/@blue-thoughts/i-don-t-believe-in-time-or-traveling-it</guid><category><![CDATA[educational]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 17:09:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introduce yourself]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello steemers! My name is Blue and I recently saw an article about Steemit, so naturally, I joined. I joke around a lot about subjects that most people would stay away from. If you are a sensitive snowflake]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduction/@blue-thoughts/introduce-yourself</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduction/@blue-thoughts/introduce-yourself</guid><category><![CDATA[introduction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 03:41:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dark comedy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you think the other rockstars are making fun of Chester Bennington for killing himself on Chris Cornell’s birthday like kids on a playground? Standing around singing “Chris and Chester swinging from]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@blue-thoughts/dark-comedy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@blue-thoughts/dark-comedy</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 01:55:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[North Carolina law joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[I saw where North Carolina passed a law saying a man has the right to finish sex if he already penetrated the vag even if she changes her mind and wants to stop. I think it would only be fair if the woman]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@blue-thoughts/north-carolina-law-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@blue-thoughts/north-carolina-law-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 01:49:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Terrible dark comedy story about how I hate children]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’m a server in a restaurant and I have to listen to people all day and pretend to give a shit with a smile on my face to make money. When I’m on the clock I’m ok with it because it’s my job. I do however]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@blue-thoughts/terrible-dark-comedy-story-about-how-i-hate-children</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@blue-thoughts/terrible-dark-comedy-story-about-how-i-hate-children</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blue-thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 01:00:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>