I'm actually an actor. (king of comedy)
- Flying is xiao li's flying knife, the knife is xiao li flying knife. (domestic 007)
3, I have taken You.
You'd better go back to Mars. The earth is dangerous. (shaolin soccer)
5, I admire you like a torrent of water, continuous, like the Yellow River inundation, uncontrollable. (the deer and the cauldron)
6, can a little professional spirit! (king of comedy)
Chicken is patriotic too! (unfortunately)
8, ancient have guan yunlong chess to scratch bone healing, now I 007 watch A take A bullet. (domestic 007)
9, a township in the second three master could the classics six easy unexpectedly teach the child bold 789, room ten nine is poor and gather the 827 money six points five subsidiaries four milli and half-hearted class mean (flirting scholar)
10, wife, quick with cow demon king come out to see god! (Chinese Odyssey)
Do you like a person for a reason? Need to be? No? Need to be? (Chinese Odyssey)
12, the person is the person his mama raw, the demon is the demon his mother raw, as long as you have a kind heart no longer is a demon, is a demon? (Chinese Odyssey)
What's your mother's name? (Chinese Odyssey)
Wukong, you are naughty again, how can you talk to guanyin? (Chinese Odyssey)
Even a pair of underwear has its use. (domestic 007)
Do you think you can't find yourself hiding here? It's no use, no matter where your wonderful man is, he's like a firefly in the dark, and that's the bright, the outstanding. Your sad eyes, the scum, the magic knife, and the Dry martine, all captivated me. No matter what, you will always be my unique and elegant pork prince. (007) of domestic
Da Vinci: I found a part-time job doing research at the central mental institution. Q: what research work?
Leonardo Da Vinci: studied! (007) of domestic
- I am beauty and wisdom, and hero and chivalry -- tang bohu. (tong pak fu)
I'm going to eat the chop noodles with you. (shaolin soccer)
20, Sir, do you have air frontal bone, eyes flashes, immortal reincarnation, nian saw, finally I wait for you, don't go, although I leaked to enlighten qie to avoid disaster, but I was destined to, even if I want to take the risk of old, and I will show you all like. (upon shef)
The alkaline water is not too cold, so it is full of alkaline water. Fish balls are not fishy, but you have to hide them, especially with curry sauce, to make a curry fish ball. But this is too naive, because you don't cook enough time, the curry taste is only on the surface, not in the inside, put in the soup fish balls are washed away. A good curry fish ball, let you do it is neither fish taste nor curry taste, failed! The radish is not picked, the muscle is too much, fail! The pig skin is too bad, no bite, failure! Pig blood again rotten sparse, a clip is scattered, the failure of failure! The worst part is the large intestine, which is not clean at all, and there is a piece of excrement. Do you make any mistake? Hey, there's a lot of shit. Hey, did you see that? Oh, there's shit! (upon shef)
22, in this film, she fully showed a jilted husband wife sighs with obstacles, both in the eyes, facial expressions and actions, behavior, she can play is interesting, astute, especially finally fell off the horse, more can show the postmodernism with a powerful indictment of the society. (secret agent)
23, I actually is to change the social ethos, enchants young girl, stimulate the film market, improve the connotation of the young man, well proportioned, personable tricky brains, my name is GuJing, English name is Jing Koo!
Introduce Pizzad's boyfriend to you to know, the person is not very good, the hairstyle and the earth qi, have no culture, still poor, the sex ability is careless. But he's a real talent!
The name of the water is a lot of girls, it is all of our men's eyes. His elegant figure exudes a seductive charm that all young girls can't resist. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold ao women, will melt by his gentle eyes, he is recognized by the neighborhood feeling saint, run the tea restaurant soul, who all know, the prince of egg tart.
26 and he is proud, but curtilage very kind heart, his low-key, but by ten thousand people admire, he can give human the god of fire, use magic, burn out is the art of fire super dishes, he is the embodiment of god? The messenger of hell? No one knows, but sure, everyone gives him a title -- food, god! (upon shef)
Do you mean it? ! If you say it, you can't help it! Good job! I am the beauty and wisdom, the hero and chivalry of the incarnation of tang bohu! (tong pak fu)
- Sweeping the floor is just my surface work. I am really a graduate student. (kung fu football)
29, Sir: my left green dragon, right white tiger, the old ox in the waist, the dragon head on the chest, the man in front of the kill, the Buddha to stop the Buddha! (tong pak fu)
- The poor monk is the abbot of shaolin temple. Amitabha, I come with the wind, go with the wind... (upon shef)
31, wah ah ah ~~~ good! The truth is not to hide, the younger brother I am called yushu linfeng sheng pan an, a li hua pressure haitang's little whore zhou botong!
With your wisdom, can I fool you?
I'm not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers since I was a baby boy, which is what the world calls ufos. Do you understand the UFO? 4 years old and I have seen the legendary loch ness monster, and found the Himalayas bigfoot talked to guess a boxing, plus I grew up in the morning every day to play a roller coaster, night play pirate ship, also can play pirate ship in the morning, at night to play a roller coaster, evening play pirate ship tried ah I told you many times.
34, ah! The thought of the master, as expected, is like a boat in the sky.
35, good! He did not want to put in, worthy of a swing ~~~ of the man. I love you!!!
Do you think you can't find you when you hide? It's no use! A man as good as you, wherever he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and so outstanding. Your sad eyes, the sparing beard, the miracle of the knife, and the Dry Martine, have captivated me. But, though this is excellent, there are rules, and in any case you have to pay for the night's expenses, so that women don't have to pay?
37, getting rid of is our do the responsibility of the citizens, and charitable works is also my interest in itself, so taking the old lady across the street I do every week, Sunday and public holidays have done three or four times.
38, wrong! This is not an ordinary box. It is the god of the box, or the box god!
39, the good have good karma, what goes around comes around, justice in circulation, fair play, I mistakenly hold dragon chicken, the emperor catch me today, really grip have education significance, I heart of esteeming to the emperor, like a turbulent river overflow with, and as the Yellow River flood, open the floodgates. (the deer and the cauldron)
40, his martial arts fame, it is called nine days ten ground, the bodhisattva shakes his head afraid of fear, the gimli lightning lightning palm! One hand out, within a hundred miles, no matter human animals, shrimp crabs, fleas, all become fly ash!
I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, make sure that you can save her from the sea with a commanding eye and a strong arm.
Stephen chow's movie quotes.
To humiliate and beg for mercy:
With your wisdom, I can hardly explain it to you!
Shit, you're a shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you dig your nose. To eat! ? Shit on you!
The alkaline water is not too cold, so it is full of alkaline water. Fish balls are not fishy, but you have to hide them, especially with curry sauce, to make a curry fish ball. But this is too naive, because you don't cook enough time, the curry taste is only on the surface, not in the inside, put in the soup fish balls are washed away. A good curry fish ball, let you do it is neither fish taste nor curry taste, failed! The radish is not picked, the muscle is too much, fail! The pig skin is too bad, no bite, failure! Pig blood again rotten sparse, a clip is scattered, the failure of failure! The worst part is the large intestine, which is not clean at all, and there is a piece of excrement. Do you make any mistake? Hey, there's a lot of shit. Hey, did you see that? Oh, there's shit!
- Ridiculous! I dare to say, in front of me, no one dare to pretend to do, you give me quiet!
Cut hair should not see other people how to cut hair nerve and popular, want to cooperate! You look at your hair, it doesn't fit the shape of your face, it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit, and it doesn't work. Huan elder brother! What the hell are you doing?
What did you say? You're telling a lie, too? Do you have a conscience? What about your parents? To be worthy of this country? You have to call a press conference to clarify, otherwise I will pick your skin, tear your bones, drink your blood!
Wayan, you are not afraid of people laughing at you. Be careful that even the dog will faint.
You're all right. Your parents have a problem.
- Do you want? When is it my turn to think? !
Don't blame me for being too frank! It's too much of a joke to get my life out of these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs.!!!
It's really disappointing. When I heard your voice, I thought you were a very emotional and movie visionary. Look at your look, you know you have no connotation.
Wife: you have a son no fart eye, old father sell fart eye, you own bad fart eye, love to eat chicken fart eye. Big ass. You're out of business, you're running around?
Madame: without you, I will reveal myself. I died when I was three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and dad, ten years old, seduced a man, eleven years old seduced a man, and your man was hooked.
- BaoLong star: are you a lemon, rat eyes, crooked nose, eyebrow horoscopes, protruding ears, big mouth up, old qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low, the length of the hand, chicken, dog belly, fantong waist, if I were you, I would have committed suicide
Why don't you be so damn good? The big deal I make a poisonous oath, if later I bet money again, let the world the ugliest woman all night gang rape, until the body is not perfect, shake to fall, so ok?
Two girls, have pity on me, my family is dead all night. I have ten levels of consumption, half sold, and you bought me.
Fate is really not fair, why I am so handsome but to lose hair, you long so ugly but do not lose your hair.
How do you treat me like a pig?
Narrator:
You go first, I wait for my legs not to tremble, the heartbeat is not so disorderly, I walk again.
More than 30 years ago, when I was in high school, I'll think of her all the time, really pee sometimes will suddenly stop, and then think of her, the in the mind very sweet, follow the half a bubble urine forgot.
The bullet entered my femur, down my arteries, stand in the trigeminal nerve, now I'm left paralysis of oxygen to the brain, began to paralysis, right-hand side (torn pants) must be cut with a knife wound to the bullet out.
I mean this method, which is a lovely home for the ancient Chinese doctor hua tuo. In ancient times, guan yunlong was completely absorbed in playing chess and bone healing. Today, I was watching A movie with 007.
With a knife, cut down by the forehead to the nose, the (file), just in front of his stall, tail keel cut several knives, broke two ribs, pressure in the trigeminal nerve, affect the central nervous system of the brain, even the teeth out.
After cutting the head of the chicken, burning the yellow paper and blood brotherhood, wei xiaobao you are the brother of my heaven and earth. We have ten rules, twenty rules, thirty commandments, eighty bars, if you make one of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be killed by the sword.
In this way, I am a very complicated emotions, a person feeling very complicated if you only love a person, can become emotional flawed, and an emotional defective, you even have him forever, also is useless.
8.) prosperous wealth... Prosperous wealth...
Prosperous wealth you can't die, prosperous wealth, you told me so many years, sentient beings have righteousness unto me, sincere treatment, but now I haven't let you eat a full meal yet, I'm sorry you ah, prosperous wealth!
Small strong! What's the matter with you? Cockroaches, you can't die! I have been with you for so many years, you have been the same as your own flesh and blood to raise you, not to think today, the white hair people send black hair!