Wanna Buy My House for Steem or Bitcoin?

Wouldn't that be cool? I'd totally do it, too. 4,275 Steem or 1.25 Bitcoin and it's yours. Unfortunately, the park office won't take the $250/month lot rent in crypto.

(Above pic swiped from Google street view, the rest are my own.)

Since I bought my property in Arkansas, I've been in a hurry up and wait sort of period. My mobile home isn't selling as quickly as I imagined. Actually, I've sold it a half dozen times and have had plenty of interest and tours, but that's a long story and drama I don't want to get into. Turns out poor people who need frugal living arrangements have low credit scores and can't get into frugal living arrangements.

The double-wide mobile is about 20 minutes from the University of Illinois, is in a good school district, and an apartment of a similar size would easily be $800/month around here. There are hundreds of mobiles in this park, a laundromat at the office (my place includes washer/dryer), and there's a public swimming pool. Not a bad deal at all.

I've been going stir crazy just waiting to get to my homestead and get started. Everything is on hold, but there's nothing I can really do about it. Why not post about it on Steemit? You never know, somebody in the area might be watching. Any day now...