CRYPTOCATCHERS CRYPTOKITTIE GIVEAWAY!
We were looking through the kat shed early this morning, there was a strange screeching sound that had kept us up most of the night and we were determined to find it. We spent hours looking for the source of the noise until one of us spotted this abomination sitting in the rafters.
We are unsure of how this has happened but what we have here is a cross between a bird and a cat. There was an eagle hanging around the kat shed a few months but we just thought it was looking for a feed. Evidently, it was hunting some pussy.
MEET CATIRD
Catird is a bird/cat hybrid. It's song is a cross between fingernails on a blackboard and a car alarm at 4am. We can't stand the noise any longer. This kittie has to go! It flys around the kat shed and drops the foulest bombs where ever it pleases and keeps us awake all night with its screeches.
This cat is a real turd.