<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 15:29:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@bradpreslar/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How an Entitled Prick Sees the Future]]></title><description><![CDATA[about 4,900 words My watch buzzes and I know what's about to happen before it does: the cute little blonde hippie is about to burn her mouth on her Summer Squash Chai tea--or Llama Bing-Bong-Oolong or]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bradpreslar/how-an-entitled-prick-sees-the-future</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@bradpreslar/how-an-entitled-prick-sees-the-future</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bradpreslar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2018 17:16:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K5yH8wHSTZmboTFWkcmxBe6QkEkFqxcfy6naFmUf7qX9ARsWSb5HAd6gUxA3a4WAB8rR1q966xmDW8jWYrV4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When Rayford's Barbecue Got Hacked by ISIS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rayford threw open the grease-stained back door and stormed out of the kitchen. "Wayne," he shouted. "Who in the tom shit is ISIS and what in the hell are doing they on my goddamn web]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@bradpreslar/when-rayford-s-barbecue-got-hacked-by-isis</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@bradpreslar/when-rayford-s-barbecue-got-hacked-by-isis</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bradpreslar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 18:10:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/24rqX9pG7ZxYECSgKdDNR5fQmfHqobfoj29NbmR18ZEXgCPwcyzUwNtivAfcYiGU2RWNSPq8M1PQadMgp9KmPuEmjvMR7mgFcRsP464JUFKZgufwaY87uqoe3r186LxmUdMDv5tjsMFpyWCQmuA8SFpHtA1gKLhZL7ftefDRU4rM79WFGeBPGETtpLqTnfZRnWP3oqcMMwUu3u6on9JJdbapeznpyc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Survivor's Covenant]]></title><description><![CDATA["How dare they defile The Survivor's Covenant?" asked Winston. I didn't answer his rhetorical question. Instead, I watched the approaching cliff face as our transport flew over the lake towards]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bradpreslar/@bradpreslar/the-survivor-s-covenant</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bradpreslar/@bradpreslar/the-survivor-s-covenant</guid><category><![CDATA[bradpreslar]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bradpreslar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 19:42:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCvgXiQo5Cf57dWRhwFMgCLfGHUrjdTsQT6zDS3ZbozWbiYLu18oj1jcC8B3u8FsVdxGP69DEdniCJg9769oG56mwr9TPCiy17gt6ncB2npugxfwGD5Gx4e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hello from Brad Preslar]]></title><description><![CDATA[Brad Preslar Introduction I write from Nashville, Tennessee, where I live with my wife Ellie and our dog Stella (named for Ellie's favorite cider and of course with a nod to Mr. Williams.) I own boots]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@bradpreslar/hello-from-brad-preslar</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@bradpreslar/hello-from-brad-preslar</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bradpreslar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2018 17:43:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHVQPjDcGkFxELgGtwNAntRtiqDuEyxx7tbTdWMkpeRMcdh3But2z6kE9ga2vyaAiTqVoMqKzPS4WTBF38J8HmpuURPHEbpezwTuVCrHUJPt5vtrniJHi5nVuBDJgd2MC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>