I know you guys want to hear all about how NuBits is imploding but I'm going to save that for tomorrow. I'm going to tell another gold digger story in the mean time since some women like to use our balls as a speed bag. This happened a while back but it is still very relevant and important information if you don't want to get financially abused.

I had matched with this chick on Tinder and unfortunately she was going away for a long weekend just as it looked like we were going to hang out. We kept the texting up and she was real responsive the whole time she was gone and wanting to hang out right when she got back on a Monday. RED ALERT, RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!! She started suggesting these more pricey places to meet up for this first time. And we aren't talking like it was super upscale but the kind of place where if you aren't careful you could end up with a $140 bill between drinks and food. YEAH .....that is expensive for my cheap skate self. You don't want to spend money like that meeting a girl for the first time..... trust me guys.... otherwise your balls aren't going to just be a speed bag. She will be doing round houses and spinning back fists on them as well.

Luckily after the trip she said that she put herself on a juice cleanse because she was eating too much Mexican food on the trip. AKA.... She felt BLOATED as Fuck.... AKA..... She thinks she is fat..... (psst.... every girl thinks they are fat). Ok moving on.

So I indirectly got out of going to the one restaurant and we ended going to another place that wasn't going to be that expensive and she was already saying she was just going to order water. Well she ended up getting a salad so I knew I was safe. THEN...... Red Alert....Red Alert....Red Alert! She ends up bring up what I was wearing. I was just wearing jeans, a T-Shirt, and running shoes. Just regular stuff for meeting up with this girl for the first time at a sports bar / family restaurant type place. I thought it was odd but she said something to the effect of, "Hahahah, it's like you are ready to go running." I just said something like, "Gotta be prepared." And then just went on with the conversation.

She Kept Wanting To Go Somewhere Fancy

The next day she kept talking through text about getting dressed up and going somewhere nice. I said I didn't really dress up. Now guys.....if this was some little one on one dress up party where we were going to dress down real fast and start wr-A-stling around on the bed that is different but this was going to be a full blown dress up and get financially abused scenario. BUT Maybe AFTER dinner....... NOOOOO. No guys NOOO. If you can't cheap skate your way through and can't maintain cruise control on your jokes and wicked smarts it isn't going to happen anyways.

Next Date ..... Her Place

I effectively squirmed my way out of going to some place fancy and made it to the weekend. We were going to go on a hike and then we were going to meet up for frozen yogurt and then it turned into me just coming over to her place and playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo Switch. Perfect situation and I totally dominated because all my previous Mario Kart experience from past platforms transferred forward once I got used to the controller that is made for a baby's hands.

I was wearing the same running shoes, jeans, a t-shirt with a hooded sweatshirt over it. Traditional Mario Kart attire. She had on Yoga pants, and a tight t-shirt with no bra on under it. YUP
She was also cuddling with me and shoving me playfully in between Mario Kart races so it was going well.

Of course I moved in for a kiss and she would only let me kiss her on the cheek. I was like WHOA.... "You really are Hispanic!" We had joked about Mexican American girls playing super hard to get previously so it was a little bit of a joke but guys if you don't know these Mexican American girls play so hard to get it can be unreal. YEAH they are hot and then they tease and tease..... finely most guys give up and they end up getting back together with their junior high boyfriend who they teased for years already.

Overall the night went well even though she was playing hard to get. The next day we were still texting a lot and again she kept bringing up fancy restaurants. She just wouldn't quit with it. I sort of met in the middle in a round about way. I said we should go to Sushi Garden. Sushi Garden is pretty good but you certainly can just be wearing whatever and they have $21 all you can eat Sushi so when I go in there I'm on a mission to eat enough to last me 3 days. They practically have to roll me out of there after I'm done eating.

Conversation was going good and then she brought up my shoes again. Of course I wore the same running shoes. That is what I wear. I asked her why she was trippin out about it and pointed out 3/4ths of the other people who were just dressed casually. She wasn't even dressed up super nice.

What it really came down to is she for some reason wanted to go to really fancy restaurants and be all dressed up. I don't know if we should blame Disney or Grays Anatomy or Lifetime channel or something else a girl would watch along the way. She was super fixated on that. Besides that little thing about the shoes again the date went pretty good. Then later that night in text she said,

"I don't like the way you dress."

She never could give a straight answer of how I was supposed to dress. I thought it was the strangest thing. We never hung out again after that and from time to time she will text me asking me how everything is going. I don't try to hang out with her because it will just end up the same where she really wants to go out to somewhere fancy.

I fully expect her to get end up with a beta male who she can use their balls and a speed bag and dress them up like a Ken Doll on their dime and then after a couple of kids with this guy she isn't attracted to she will get a divorce and then be a hot Mexican MILF-a-saurus REX on the prowl for a young stud 10 years younger than her. Trust me guys.... this is very common.

Trying to keep up appearances won't last long. Let these women see you at your worst. Let them know you took some shots of Vodka behind a dumpster to save money on drinks when going out. Let them know you slept in a chair all summer one year for a summer internship. Let them know you got your basketball shoes at Ross' Dress For Less for $23.

Have you guys seen a recently divorced MILF-a-saurus REX in the wild before?

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