<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 08:25:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@britbongreturns/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I just did a massive wank]]></title><description><![CDATA[anyone who replies to this blog post is a liar.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/liveblogging/@britbongreturns/i-just-did-a-massive-wank</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/liveblogging/@britbongreturns/i-just-did-a-massive-wank</guid><category><![CDATA[liveblogging]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2018 19:30:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Time Trolling - What is it? Who does it?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life advice expert explanation of the "Time Troll" phenomenon. Dating expert BritbongReturns takes you on an exploration of a negative dating tactic which many women have used on him in the past.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/da485970-6fd2-11e8-8587-fb4bcb1f0470</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/da485970-6fd2-11e8-8587-fb4bcb1f0470</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 13:04:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiCuSt3rCYguvZ98x2mj34d8wzUgi8e2qbq3FUaexSH9fvUYkUxzRiJvrHAsvDrGJJkEr9xfj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm feeling pretty good about crypto]]></title><description><![CDATA[Its epic.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptoporn/@britbongreturns/i-m-feeling-pretty-good-about-crypto</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptoporn/@britbongreturns/i-m-feeling-pretty-good-about-crypto</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptoporn]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:34:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxsTkPYAARp78o5cJA1o6Chv9x98TzCFT6v5GbzfyKtLXvXiPsCvW8xhsfv8S6XJ7nWXLAhFHULU2ZZ8kT7V9GC2goPvmWjbE5Ad8JW78xvcoMt15Dwn8oG6o5APGZ9Xx2PvmAVrWM26?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[BritbongRetro - Drunk and single (Second Life)]]></title><description><![CDATA[This dates back to December 18th 2014. My first ever girlfriend that took me virginity stopped texting me back. I drank ONE dark fruit cider and logged into Second Life! This is just a week after me 28th]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/22194100-68e5-11e8-8c69-9334a80daafd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/22194100-68e5-11e8-8c69-9334a80daafd</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:35:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiCuSt3rCYguvZ98x2mj34d9HTNJu2RAcxUuEVNnTGNCePpkVjWtiYtF1PQPb2h8kwhKDDHcd?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[5 foot 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every morning when I wake up I rush to the door frame of my bedroom, place a pencil over my head and draw a mark on the wood. I quickly draw out a measuring tape and calculate the distance from the floor]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@britbongreturns/5-foot-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@britbongreturns/5-foot-4</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:32:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WPHfkn3ZHF8pFryVJkNX9Pjy3py1R6dtQyJ6r3EUSFqV8JdU1FzXyvNrajpLCMugdyUHmUM84P6aihfB2hD8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Live reaction to losing the May 2018 Stream.me Contest.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Obviously I'm very upset. Nobody could actually win without cheating so for the rest of June I will be leaving my stream on AFK mode 24/7! My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/68aae000-6553-11e8-b440-7b6997b9f3d1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/68aae000-6553-11e8-b440-7b6997b9f3d1</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 04:25:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiCuSt3rCYguvZ98x2mj34d9HNt3dPdWatW5df65Ujmwv4ra4bneTcEvkc1geP2mCGgY8kfTo?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The ideal woman]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/love/@britbongreturns/the-ideal-woman</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/love/@britbongreturns/the-ideal-woman</guid><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 02:04:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFVtpM8rCsJzDgecVMtkz4jpzBsszXjhqan9k4pnCr3oc7NszEaQiJcWWy1vAHPXMUbZyYyYSVHeorL8Z6SwRGvWiQTYS9aaoKSMdsANpmnsGmdjTEjp2z8X3wAfxtFeLe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boglin, Horizon.]]></title><description><![CDATA[At first, a sunrise. Out of pristine mega-gaming. Out of the pristine, we are modus prefectum. Somewhere they're us, sleeping, dreaming of the days of normies being forever btfo'd. Through the grand wizowd]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@britbongreturns/boglin-horizon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@britbongreturns/boglin-horizon</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 23:03:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Interesting email I got today]]></title><description><![CDATA[I opened my email tonight after a hard day of work and had this anonymous email. What do you think about it? "Something awful will happen to you some day and you'll wonder momentarily “what did I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/anonymous/@britbongreturns/interesting-email-i-got-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/anonymous/@britbongreturns/interesting-email-i-got-today</guid><category><![CDATA[anonymous]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:27:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My reaction to 'crossdressing' rumors]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's not true. This is me. The real me. I don't crossdress. I am a transgender female unable to come out in my real life because my family would disown me. I love my mommy. My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/7c48a510-497f-11e8-aa5b-83da28bb4ae3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/7c48a510-497f-11e8-aa5b-83da28bb4ae3</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2018 18:30:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQjnRFnniH8FNHNeeKRLztAMh3ZPE7V69qwU9XVQXwDEr8Z3kG9sD5bh8iAxw2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Changing my Profile Picture in an Effort to Humanize my Steemit Page]]></title><description><![CDATA[The cartoon was nice while it lasted but I spend so much time reaching out to people and trying to make connections, I didn’t want to waste my time by making anyone think they were being trolled by some]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/t/@britbongreturns/changing-my-profile-picture-in-an-effort-to-humanize-my-steemit-page</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/t/@britbongreturns/changing-my-profile-picture-in-an-effort-to-humanize-my-steemit-page</guid><category><![CDATA[t]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:48:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZnun6NyCdLyJfzdtFAnNNe4zXGuSFMwMDw1n4SXSMMyFYKe51P2byz5FGbc2RsS2stuTo2hEUiiqC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Swimsuit TG]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jason couldn’t believe it. He’d spent five years looking for a way to turn into a woman. Five long years looking for an escape from his sickly and disgusting male body. But all of that was over now. He]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@britbongreturns/swimsuit-tg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@britbongreturns/swimsuit-tg</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:39:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZjT9gMYKFUfMsXBEE8AfERYPtUEcvFTqu73kg3HaYDkxrtwhDiMN8BYkyfKYhxTmf1rN5ZhrmC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Legendary Destruction of Dominic "Britbong" Vanner by  Killer Keemstar]]></title><description><![CDATA[After years of being a mealworm of the internet Dominic "Britbong" Vanner tries to confront DJ Killer Keemstar and is destroyed completely. Keemstar admits that he is untouchable that he has]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/0842c010-380e-11e8-8283-8f78150dfecd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/0842c010-380e-11e8-8283-8f78150dfecd</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2018 13:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQdqpwgnFwjJ3X6crA9yZvYHmCMA1HkLdv1oN5X6r6xy1sL8811BSCr4RPVRXV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE LICK YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE PARTY DANCE!! (lyobpd) by Rappy McRapperson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cool Dance Alert My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/eeb1df30-2e3c-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/eeb1df30-2e3c-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2018 02:13:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQg9ADYCfZykQEU2gWjxAuWHiJvhCW3ToMrDyKYawN8ZGvUL2Zvp5AYAzXDDZs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[9/11 WTC First Tower Collapses]]></title><description><![CDATA[The whole building. My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/be309da0-2e3d-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/be309da0-2e3d-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2018 02:00:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQfULNXF7pAwoXEpDK9YoNgEA7Qi48KzGHQMJE1K36gNdJRbhRiCrKgA7Q7RAG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vengaboys - 2 Brazil!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good music for good boys My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/ed0bd660-2d36-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/ed0bd660-2d36-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 18:52:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQdvzHYq1x5cXEYpXfqdbJfVY41SfWCFeXZTRXrcmtRjefxqqqsk4EaY4kVQP8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SELF DEFENSE SITUATION!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here's an instructional video on how I protect myself. My video is at DLive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/de942150-2c91-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@britbongreturns/de942150-2c91-11e8-8c78-95b7c3b77998</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 22:58:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbkodzNP3kumx8jDvG5UJWWNpEGQjmF7M4LmSiGEos4a7YJpeuVy4ZUc5sduMBXVL6ASG7Z5yg8rSARfYrAXgxQG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Clogged the toilet and the water flooded into my parents room.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What would you do in this situation? ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fail/@britbongreturns/9n0j5eon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fail/@britbongreturns/9n0j5eon</guid><category><![CDATA[fail]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 23:45:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCM7uBt3ygWPen9DkauAd95cTs3fbjW8UiU7XDaQ4Hj6bD9trFYJXYjDMryGQ45?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Anthony Russo's Britbong Defense Video]]></title><description><![CDATA[I fully support Russo. He seems like a cool guy. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/troll/@britbongreturns/0xcyyf1l</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/troll/@britbongreturns/0xcyyf1l</guid><category><![CDATA[troll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 23:05:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCM8DyPTkcgXpu8o8WGbfsJbPvsRPzhijk8uob4vZQ1vTHD6mS7fLnZaD87rcoM?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[NEET Louis confronted by his angry father.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Louis is locked in his smelly bedroom and his step dad isn't happy that he plays video games all day and won't get a job. Do you have any suggestions on what Louis should do? ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/neet/@britbongreturns/zs07b6gk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/neet/@britbongreturns/zs07b6gk</guid><category><![CDATA[neet]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[britbongreturns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 13:20:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCM8vVP5RxzfN9YRt1VffLznmf5XSggDehtRto2WX1Gkv4fzD2UjwQPJCLFKaNG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>