<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 20:28:21 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@caincallen/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Million Dollar Shart]]></title><description><![CDATA[My friend Kol just sent me this text: Note: Kol and I are going to work together on this blog, and we'll feature his real writing soon. Right now we're getting ideas together and figuring out how we want]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@caincallen/the-million-dollar-shart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@caincallen/the-million-dollar-shart</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:50:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgVFunWGpi4B9GZghWoWSPbYJF3kiY7JYKFCxMzij4ofeMmP85rfvi9PtRtSLVeh2SgGBuoVXAT8NRC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Confirm Humanity: My Body Is an Intelligent Machine]]></title><description><![CDATA[When robots read this, do they feel a pang of fear? Perhaps shame? Stupidity? Like, oh no, they know, I'm not humannnn. What Is Feeling, Anyway? Of course robots don't "feel," but what will happen]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/technology/@caincallen/confirm-humanity-my-body-is-an-intelligent-machine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/technology/@caincallen/confirm-humanity-my-body-is-an-intelligent-machine</guid><category><![CDATA[technology]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2018 18:38:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTH5C3AWN7aDAZYdncGGTBxtLXBKVzUTrZ8BVW8Gt1S4DwiWdKxgiV235tnZQ4gDTmZMoMfwcc948LgDt4H9yRx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stoned: The Road Not Taken (Almost Killed Me)]]></title><description><![CDATA[My friend Kol wrote me this letter: Cain Slice, I’m sitting here, stoned out of my mind, 9pm, wanting to go to Whole Foods, but know I shouldn’t. I keep seeing myself walking there, through the slushy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/stoned-the-road-not-taken-almost-killed-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/stoned-the-road-not-taken-almost-killed-me</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 16:36:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BgxWBRxjvNhppUjpaAaBDXJRZLu3AdaGMqihzn3oYHiB8JGhJNx9YQKp5mPPX6F2KEWAjWLmTWCtBr6x9jGHcVbYAfKtPNU9cQ8NNmAzUZ4tJ8gVbvpb7noTpSLZVUVCSq5GMB4FnVC4FfzvZvjLgcqPkRLz8rmZtpnrUTxwmuBCDDg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Game Over, Man Makes Me Want to Cut People's Dicks Off]]></title><description><![CDATA[Game Over, Man If this is the shit people want to watch, and this is what gets people hard, or wet (equal opportunity sexual responses), then fuck entertainment. I'd rather bitch-pout. But seriously, the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@caincallen/why-game-over-man-makes-me-want-to-cut-people-s-dicks-off</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@caincallen/why-game-over-man-makes-me-want-to-cut-people-s-dicks-off</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:41:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm4iYtFdzVNy1kt3F2tvRShXkTnWxjMqVNSvGc4tEKJAAx8zJ28hnHbKEGQBZ4iGHZMpu3cUHsXVLycjWrSBr1oBugs1LkNGFhQoVJFY3MD8UBGUo75YCWj8q6WTV29L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Google Maps Taught Me to Go Deep (And Nowhere)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Map Fishes Sometimes, when I’m sitting with myself, wondering what to do now, because something has to be next, because there's too many things to choose from, because anything and everything COULD be]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/map-fishes-or-on-going-nowhere-vs-become-a-whale</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/map-fishes-or-on-going-nowhere-vs-become-a-whale</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2018 18:15:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqCKZxXwFadFxh8Y11bECcxfzvAYRrp4wsmQHkzViTX9YDNLBPiSFFs4Uj8iCS91BKtN2ocPciCugwypvbbGz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Where All the "woke ass" Steemians At? Calling All Thinkers, Creators, Inventors, Brainstormers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gather Your Tribe As a "creative capitalist," part of me thinks this idea of giving away all my ideas is, itself, a dumb idea. These posts with big ideas will just get lost in the digital slushpile.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@caincallen/where-all-the-woke-ass-steemians-at-calling-all-thinkers-creators-inventors-brainstormers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@caincallen/where-all-the-woke-ass-steemians-at-calling-all-thinkers-creators-inventors-brainstormers</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2018 16:34:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2SaoC4ZRzyPFS6GjuPkpgZWRpnz35x1qNY6M14TmSNpVgK45JuXuz8zFch3ymmWKHJZTxZeMPzHmmaJu2xHwRduBdhG5mhRcP1LkovQHeKEvP1oM7kxey9kpeBTgpN7qs94fXpMvUQjvkEfzGCZMGq3gQunKk5FYGTp8Z5NWa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why I Refuse to Quit SteemIt, Even Though I'm Afraid of It]]></title><description><![CDATA[Consistency I love the idea of posting regularly on SteemIt, but daily life keeps getting in the way. Perhaps that's because fears keep getting in the way. And then when I get excited about posting, and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@caincallen/why-i-refuse-to-quit-steemit-even-though-i-m-afraid-of-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@caincallen/why-i-refuse-to-quit-steemit-even-though-i-m-afraid-of-it</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:35:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89uVvBeanzAaWXec7N1EPy4jr2CZNuTwX5rDQWewDtiazK83R5emxApqw9YBumNbBWHU6QvpLwcb8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fake News: How to Avoid the Information Apocalypse (Business Idea)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pinnochio News Look at someone in the eye who has no idea what's going on. What do they look like? Are they anxious, afraid, overwhelmed, or apathetic? Are they unmotivated, reactive, and stressed out]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/business-idea-how-to-avoid-the-information-apocalypse</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@caincallen/business-idea-how-to-avoid-the-information-apocalypse</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 20:08:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNhPHkFi1keYrQ3F3E5bo9sxwWLTmNbFX9FuT5jezdtiZr2Ze9bz1ZpnGZ2Q6oA1EnWEc67VCS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Story Ideas #1: In 100 Years, We Clone Elon Musk and Adolf Hitler for Entertainment and Science (Version 2)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Story Ideas: As a ghostwriter, who used to sell ideas to popular storytellers, I have a lot of ideas for good stories. Some notebooks have hundreds of story ideas, which means I'll never get to write them]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@caincallen/story-ideas-1-in-100-years-we-clone-elon-musk-and-adolf-hitler-for-entertainment-and-science-version-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@caincallen/story-ideas-1-in-100-years-we-clone-elon-musk-and-adolf-hitler-for-entertainment-and-science-version-2</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 19:46:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8neiDoJZ1BTzXddfAEQ6PPJg5vfWx3wwjMGCXNmR1VGHqNtHiYHyAfNiAzeLDeE2MRs2Bh1ReStXym3qM6CW2dPnwrTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Deleted; Experiment.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Deleted: Experimenting with Style, posting times, and updating my writing for this post. The Updated version is here: Original Post Below: Down Down Down Down So So SO So So Down. 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These clones live like normal]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@caincallen/news-flash-the-clones-of-marilyn-monroe-and-adolf-hitler-have-a-baby-free-story-idea-from-successful-ghostwriter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@caincallen/news-flash-the-clones-of-marilyn-monroe-and-adolf-hitler-have-a-baby-free-story-idea-from-successful-ghostwriter</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 16:09:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2GxzJruRAY8HvsLwKKRZfNet7MGvzrVWb2iJgJZtJq8DCRLb8ae5MF6vWfG8fH219nciuhCTW4KLmNUHvzt9zy7c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Create Your Own Personal Crypto Coin List]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Personal Coin Market Cap Who else is tired of jumping around on coinmarketcap.com looking for how all their coins are doing? It's the same with Coinigy, of any market tool. You have to search and swap]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@caincallen/create-your-own-personal-crypto-coin-list</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@caincallen/create-your-own-personal-crypto-coin-list</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:06:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqCLxfMSbSD7JehB9fTVu8z1JjuWeAksj8QxgcSrSrHBd6UJgykTh8P7jTvrUYMYjwDsFh8r2WGZdBiafM1mG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Better Way to Track Your Crypto Portfolio - Ideas for Steal]]></title><description><![CDATA[If anyone has experience manually inputting all of your trades into a portfolio app, you know it's a pain in the ass. You have to type in the trade price, trading pair, buy/sell price, date of purchase,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@caincallen/better-way-to-track-your-crypto-portfolio-ideas-for-steal</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@caincallen/better-way-to-track-your-crypto-portfolio-ideas-for-steal</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[caincallen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 07:11:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89pqtcBaRy9JxZXthTUDAEUJh8Fo6XgBopLyXWtAegGyqQxFiF5Qb9MMWsKChzmwdZ5u3M1PqQqQS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Help! What Can You See, But God Can Never See?]]></title><description><![CDATA[What Can You See, But God Can Never See? My friend who usually answers my questions when solving riddles isn't available, so where better to turn to than an intelligent community like SteemIt. 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