#5 - Maria Kirilenko – XVG
Absolutely mind blowing for a short time, Maria had brief flashes of glory and spotlight when she was dating Aleksander Ovechkin and modeling in bikini’s- but ultimately faded away after never living up to the hype. We’ll always have SI Swimsuit Issue 2009.
#4 - Caroline Wozniacki – TRX
Just a massive amount of hype, with very little to show for it but a strong base of talent and the hope that this isn’t just smoke and mirrors- besides her rocking body, she might have a bit of talent on the court. And once we look past Justin Sun’s non-stop shilling, there might actually be a decent crypto in TRX. At least they’re entertaining.
#3 - Maria Sharapova – ONT
Sharapova burst onto the scene fully formed and started dominating. While I personally don’t really get the appeal, she’s the most commercially successful player right now and dominates over anyone not named “Serena”. ONT isn’t quite dominating, but it did have a similar burst onto the scene and remains insanely popular, and I honestly don’t have a clue what this coin does. Can anyone help me out with that?
#2 - Ana Ivanovic – Any of the BTC forks
Tall, dark, Serbian. She’s a Bond girl come to life, Femme Fatale with a wicked backhand and a backside to match. There’s a mysteriousness that surrounds the black widow of the clay courts and your better instincts say to leave it well alone- but given the opportunity you can’t help but take your chances. I’m not sure that this one matches up that great, I just know I’ve been burned badly by BTG and BTD. Let me know what you think in the comments.
#1 - Anna Kournikova – Bitcoin
Could this pairing be more obvious? The blonde bombshell who started it all, Anna Kournikova has been turning heads since before she was legal. She still tops most men’s minds when it comes to sexiest women in tennis, even if she hasn’t played professionally in years and was never that great to begin with. It doesn’t matter when she has legs running from Heaven down to Babylon and an ass tighter than Warren Buffet’s sphincter. Just like Bitcoin - a crypto that’s more flash than functionality- there may be more talented players in the world, but there is only one Anna.