One night stands are bound to go down throughout college. If you haven’t taken part in one, you know someone who has; there’s no doubt in my mind. Whether people consider one night stands to be either degrading or uplifting, these types of one night stands are a tale as old as time. Find out how many types of one night stands you’ve committed.
- The Completely Drunk One Night Stand
Talk about the most common one night stand. You both are entirely wasted and barely remember the night before. Chances are you don’t even know how you ended up in bed with them; your clothes are on the floor and you sneak out.
- The Dating App One Night Stand
Sometimes those Tinder one night stands really get you. You most likely decide to meet up, get drunk and hook up. It’s not as spontaneous as an entirely black-out one night stand. In fact, there really is no spontaneity; you know it’s coming. They rarely look like their profile picture and you just don’t care; you’re just trying to get it in.
- The Not Your Usual Type One Night Stand
These one night stands suck. You’re most likely ashamed and too embarrassed to tell your friends about it. They’re too old, too young, fugly or a close friend you drunkenly took back to your place. Hopefully they aren’t one of your friend’s sisters or else you’re taking that shit with you to the grave.
- The Horrible One Night Stand
This is an unfortunate one night stand. They end up being a horrible kisser or just flat out terrible in bed. There’s not a single synchronized moment and limbs are all over the place. They’re attractive enough to where you keep going in hopes it gets better but it often doesn’t. There’s no way this one ends up becoming a booty call.
- The One You Keep One Night Stand
This is a rare one of those one night stands. Your booty call is usually already predetermined. An unexpected one night stand that ends up being fantastic is a very slim possibility; always makes for a good story though. If it does happen to turn into a relationship, good on you mate you defied all odds of being a dude.
- The Quickie One Night Stand
You’re all guilty of it. Sometimes you just can’t perform
- The Rendezvous One Night Stand
You can either perform or you can’t. If you can keep it going all night long, props to you. You can exhaust them that way you have no obligation to cuddle with them afterwards. They may even want to leave afterwards. No downside for you bros.
- The Out Of Towner One Night Stand
This is amongst some of the favorite one night stands. You have zero obligation and they leave in the a.m. You don’t have to worry about seeing them again.
- Desperate One Night Stand
You just are desperate to get laid so you pick a chick and roll with it. Chances are you don’t remember their name.
- Study Abroad One Night Stand
Rather than helping out a foreigner, they’re helping you out. You find yourself an attractive bitty abroad and enrich your experience in another country. Good on you mate!