Our daughter indulges Bobi the Bad
with no regard for her father's wishe: NO CAT ON THE TABLE!
Dirty litterbox paws.
Bobi even LICKS THE TABLE sometimes. We all know what else cats will lick.
The Bad Cats Club
would be right up his alley but he's a loner, not a team player, not a clubber.
Bobi is the cat who pushes water glasses over the edge of the table.
Why? Because he can.
Will he join The Bad Cats Club? No.
"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member,"
as Groucho Marx famously said.