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(The connection may be obvious, or it may be very obscure, but I promise you, there is a connection.)
Hakuna matata.
Well, let's hope they don't call you Speed for everything!
What can I say? We're all just bitches in the end.
I'm probably the hippest guy around here. I'm so hip, it hurts!
Told stories, made music, made carvings. Made babies.
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Who am I this time?
You don't wanna marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined and flabby!
Sell me this pen.
We don't need no thought control.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
But who? Who is worthy to be entrusted with the secret to limitless power? To become: The Dragon Warrior?
Surprised?
This is my entry for Mike's Writing Challenge Week #2
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Catweasel
Toto, I don't think we're online anymore...