<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:58:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@cellardoorzero/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I've got 99 followers, but a b!+ch ain't one?...]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's true... I've got 99 followers. Can't seem to break that 100 mark!!! It's also true that I would NOT consider any of my followers "bitches". (Full disclosure: I am NOT Jay-Z, nor did I take]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/newbie/@cellardoorzero/i-ve-got-99-followers-but-a-b-ch-ain-t-one</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/newbie/@cellardoorzero/i-ve-got-99-followers-but-a-b-ch-ain-t-one</guid><category><![CDATA[newbie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2017 09:29:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeK956b5cpWb4DV5esM77sSRQAWsDi8YYNrsWCjU6Jfn1M7BsPdLH4Kzwymv8A9Cqt2fmoKAmqkP7DQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Weasel.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I saw a shooting Star, I thought of You. The End]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@cellardoorzero/weasel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@cellardoorzero/weasel</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2017 11:24:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVegNQ1ijXbg5saDGHbRVdCV2iMPnG811aCFNzpfDKrFCtThzXkb4PP1PppsAQH7BKMRLnhrDZTN7Hj4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can you get notifications when someone "follows" you?]]></title><description><![CDATA[...well, can you? If so, lemme in on the info.......please?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/question/@cellardoorzero/can-you-get-notifications-when-someone-follows-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/question/@cellardoorzero/can-you-get-notifications-when-someone-follows-you</guid><category><![CDATA[question]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2017 09:46:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeaH92hMLqH6yDyydbCqeMpWvGgfhvHD1skYZrUgJSHTVJ9QbvTcmis41kNmmx71LwnqNnA9CgUU4DU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ahoy minnows! I'm a whale!!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[First and foremost, the last thing I'd like to do is to brag about myself... phew meow that THAT is out of the way.... it's true. I am a whale. Long story short; I can no longer fit into my skinny]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/whale/@cellardoorzero/ahoy-minnows-i-m-a-whale</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/whale/@cellardoorzero/ahoy-minnows-i-m-a-whale</guid><category><![CDATA[whale]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2017 09:38:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeg1yhkqrzmBHFeWG6uzNGkX7jswE65T5yoWNKohRQ2a8QKwhxwQYPuS5idRz3wxpVsAoKh75LVqUiJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Things get weird when I'm drunk...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have a history of getting smashed. I also have a history of sleep walking. One of my worst "memories" is getting drunk and ending up in one of my best friend's bed naked..I'm a guy, and he]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/drunk/@cellardoorzero/things-get-weird-when-i-m-drunk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/drunk/@cellardoorzero/things-get-weird-when-i-m-drunk</guid><category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2017 06:32:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeCdyWZ6WN4TzkEaLEp3pJHzsTMYFfy9Y9fTb7FrgGEFUsqNPxsMvQAnDQzjeaMq8D4UXvS8ZxBBf4r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fucking rad!]]></title><description><![CDATA[@scarlet-rain is an artist that takes requests from followers. I requested for her to draw a scene depicting Rat Fink as a chef in diner, serving burned toast to a tourist cockroach.... here is the results!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/art/@cellardoorzero/fucking-rad</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/art/@cellardoorzero/fucking-rad</guid><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2017 17:36:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVegRcY1reDCK8x5QBufsxzu4zmCtp9Q1MecKf3BiwqJcA8XmwCV6EmkVgPPFzgzNEyGba3oNdHrEFWe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My penis on a PDF file.... click on the link below]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well here it is in all of its glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......fucking pervert! .... you should be ashamed of yourself.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/adult/@cellardoorzero/my-penis-on-a-pdf-file-click-on-the-link-below</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/adult/@cellardoorzero/my-penis-on-a-pdf-file-click-on-the-link-below</guid><category><![CDATA[adult]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 08:29:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitcoin, fitcoin, fuckcoin , cryptowhatever... blah blah blah....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not here to earn money, this shit is just fun! Posting rando shit to rando people is SUPER liberating.... I don't understand the whole "cryptocurrency" thing.... if anyone wants to take the time]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@cellardoorzero/bitcoin-fitcoin-fuckcoin-cryptowhatever-blah-blah-blah</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@cellardoorzero/bitcoin-fitcoin-fuckcoin-cryptowhatever-blah-blah-blah</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 08:12:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Top 5 albums..... or whatever.... music rocks my balls off.]]></title><description><![CDATA[My tops are (in no particular order): Pixies- surfer rosa Nick cave- murder ballads Talking Heads- '77 Beach Boys- Pet Sounds Tom Waits- Mule Variations These albums come to mind when I think of my]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/music/@cellardoorzero/top-5-albums-or-whatever-music-rocks-my-balls-off</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/music/@cellardoorzero/top-5-albums-or-whatever-music-rocks-my-balls-off</guid><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 07:31:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYrbWJR4HW5SJpmQXNuN73MLT2GJCJFPtSHgkAH93xnobEZ9uEHLSAYNK792PX1XqtpnGs5WDsU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I ate two and a half plums for breakfast :(]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's true... that's what I did this morning. I was also hungover. 1+1= two shits that I had to take at work. I hate shitting at work, I always have. Single stall, multi-stall... it matters not to me. I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poop/@cellardoorzero/i-ate-two-and-a-half-plums-for-breakfast</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poop/@cellardoorzero/i-ate-two-and-a-half-plums-for-breakfast</guid><category><![CDATA[poop]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 06:29:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My hope for the "after life "....]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hope I get reunited with my one and only sister Melissa Ann... on a separate note; my father has been diagnosed with stage four cancer... My immediate family consists of : my mom, dad and sister, and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/tragedy/@cellardoorzero/my-hope-for-the-after-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/tragedy/@cellardoorzero/my-hope-for-the-after-life</guid><category><![CDATA[tragedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:51:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I were a bird...]]></title><description><![CDATA[If I were a bird I'd fly from my location (southern California) To Greece ... maybe somewhere else, I dunno.... Where would YOU fly?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@cellardoorzero/if-i-were-a-bird</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@cellardoorzero/if-i-were-a-bird</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:31:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is refreshing!]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's really nice to post a blog knowing that my family and friends aren't going to see to (as opposed to Facebook)... I can be honest, because who the fuck cares?!? I don't know you, and you don't know]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@cellardoorzero/this-is-refreshing</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@cellardoorzero/this-is-refreshing</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:25:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Something I've ALWAYS wanted to ask a Russian...]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you see the end of Rocky IV , do you get pissed?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@cellardoorzero/something-i-ve-always-wanted-to-ask-a-russian</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@cellardoorzero/something-i-ve-always-wanted-to-ask-a-russian</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:18:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Horror movie suggestions please!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'd like to find a horror movie that genuinely scares the shit out me. I am a kid of the eighties. The first horror movie that I remember watching was Stephen King's "Carrie". I was probably]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/horror/@cellardoorzero/horror-movie-suggestions-please</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/horror/@cellardoorzero/horror-movie-suggestions-please</guid><category><![CDATA[horror]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 08:08:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I don't post a pic with my post?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Be honest, if you see a blog without a picture, are you less likely to actually click on it and read it?.... I kinda think I'm guilty of this...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/honest/@cellardoorzero/if-i-don-t-post-a-pic-with-my-post</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/honest/@cellardoorzero/if-i-don-t-post-a-pic-with-my-post</guid><category><![CDATA[honest]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 07:01:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A little help for a newbie?... please?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every time I get on steemit, I have to login, which I understand. ANY action after that requires me to login again.... example: if I want to "follow" someone I have to login again, if I want]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/newbie/@cellardoorzero/a-little-help-for-a-newbie-please</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/newbie/@cellardoorzero/a-little-help-for-a-newbie-please</guid><category><![CDATA[newbie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2017 04:57:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maybe I am or maybe I AM...but I'm really not.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ever since I was young, people would ask me if I was Greek, or Persian, or "whatever" . I am 36 years old. Since I was 18, when someone asked me about my ethnicity, I would them that I am Italian.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/liar/@cellardoorzero/maybe-i-am-or-maybe-i-am-but-i-m-really-not</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/liar/@cellardoorzero/maybe-i-am-or-maybe-i-am-but-i-m-really-not</guid><category><![CDATA[liar]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2017 06:11:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgVFqAAwEGkw426kmJ7W6NkN5dzfjPWJQxT9P15mKdiUgh13b4zaCuKGnjTUiKf1HZcAsmMzqxJab2n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ahoy mates!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I kinda wanted to do a video blog as my intro, but I realized that I have NO idea how to do that... if I had the knowledge to do so, it'd go a little something like this:..... I'd be standing in front]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@cellardoorzero/ahoy-mates</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@cellardoorzero/ahoy-mates</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cellardoorzero]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 07:58:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>