Hello fellow Steemians, so for all us Minnows here (aka aspiring dolphins and whales), there's one big question that we all want answering, and that is: 'How do I become a whale?' I'm going to take you through this in a few simple steps:
My first piece of advice would be to take it slow. You cannot become a whale over night. It isn't a quick process and may take a few working days to occur, unless you pay a little bit of money to become a whale the next day.
Becoming a whale also isn't cheap. The whale package comes to a total of £34.99, but trust me, this one's worth it. Anyone can become a whale whether you're small or large, male or female.
Now this isn't the only way that you can become a whale. If this package wasn't for you, then there are several alternatives. This option is a little more subtle and comes in at a slightly lower price of £7.99. But don't worry, it works just as well as the previous option!
Another more affordable option to become a whale is this, coming in at just over £10.
So which package will you choose?
I hope you all enjoyed this post. If you couldn't tell, it was a bit of a joke so I hope you found it funny. If you really want to find out how to become a whale on Steemit, I'd suggest asking an actual whale... I mean, how would I know, I'm only a minnow!?
Please upvote, comment, follow and resteem if you enjoyed this post. As always, thanks for reading and hope you all have a wonderful day where ever you are in the world!