<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 22:51:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@cheermeister/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[]]]]]]] Joke of the Day s-1 e-1]]></title><description><![CDATA[So last Christmas I was fortunate enough to see my ex-girlfriend... Get hit by a snowplow... Which was really weird for me... Because I had never driven a snowplow before. -Tom Cotter, comedian]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@cheermeister/joke-of-the-day-s-1-e-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@cheermeister/joke-of-the-day-s-1-e-1</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cheermeister]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:30:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Before She Freaks (Before He Cheats Parody)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Before She Freaks (Before He Cheats Parody) Right now, I'm kind of slow dancing With the price of a car And her offer seems risky Right now, I just struck a deal With this bleached-blond tramp To gift]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/parody/@cheermeister/before-she-freaks-before-he-cheats-parody</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/parody/@cheermeister/before-she-freaks-before-he-cheats-parody</guid><category><![CDATA[parody]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cheermeister]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2017 16:27:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>