This is Thailand. Beautiful, isn't it? I went backpacking in Thailand for about a week during Spring Festival (China's New Year celebration). It's an amazing and gorgeous country but also a bit different. It's full of pretty sweet cities and sights to check out. Bangkok is probably the most notorious city among expats and tourists alike but it's also a huge tourist trap. You'll be harassed constantly by the denizens who want to make a quick buck off their cheap and sometimes cool products. The most annoying are the guys trying to sell you suits. It's hot as fucking balls and I'm here on vacation, why the fuck would I want a suit? I can tell you many stories about my time in Thailand, from having an awesome trip on shrooms at night on a beach on Koh Lanta Island to watching strippers shoot ping pong balls and bananas out of their vaginas. I'll save those for another time.
Today I want to tell you about these cute little monkeys.
Awww. So cutesy wutesy and adorable........but FUCK them. They're conniving, little thieves. They seem friendly and shy but should you have something worth taking from and turn your back for one second...BAM!!! They strike and rob your ass blind.
This is Monkey Beach on Koh Phi Phi. You have to rent a kayak, which is dirt cheap and paddle your way to the beach.
It's a small and simple beach but these monkeys are some gangster ass mofos.
This is part of the crew I rolled with in Thailand. An awesome roster of characters. Not everyone is in this photo, including our main star of the story, Keller.
So, my friends and I all grabbed a 2-seated kayak and paddled our way towards Monkey Beach. I was paired with Keller. She had a bag with her and in it were some cigarettes, a pack of pringles and a tall can of Chang, a popular beer in Thailand. We docked our kayaks, hopped off and soon after we see our friends rushing back to their kayak to save their belongings as it was about to be pillage by these pirate fucks of monkeys. Keller quickly goes back to our kayak and grab her bag to be safe. Shortly after, 2 monkeys crept up behind her when she didn't noticed and straight jacked her shit. She didn't put up much of a fight as the monkeys debo'd her. One grabbed the pack of pringles and ran off while the other stole the tall can of beer and climbed up a tree. What we all witnessed after was the most gangster shit we've ever seen. The one that stole the beer cracked it open and pounded it down like it was his fifth beer of the evening. I shit you not. Clearly, he's done this before and has since developed a serious drinking problem. It was quite a sight to behold. All in all, it was a dope experience and I'd like to revisit sometime in the near future. I'll finish off this post with some more pictures of my Thailand adventures. Peace!
