Did you know that no one is perfect? We are all susceptible to make mistakes and that's why we are human. I've heard it several times where people say trust no one. In fact, some would tell you hey, I don't trust myself. Have you ever wondered why you do somethings and later question yourself for doing it? This can't be me.. Fuck!
Hey come....Nothing like fuck...na you do am.
But deep down, there should be some things you know you will never do except if you are madly intoxicated though. Here are my Anti-Bucket List below
I can never sleep with my friends wife/girl friend
One of the things that can tear a long term friendship apart is what I mentioned above. I've seen good friends become the worst enemies because of this. In a real sense, it's not ideal. It's called betrayer. I detest this since I was a lad. A man opposite our house have sex with his friends wife almost every morning. The husband would visit him in the morning to have their schnapp and coke. It's their every morning routine. Immediately the man leaves, his wife (A very beautiful young woman) would come and enter through the back door
Each time I see both friends together drinking in the morning, I would be like....... "See evil man". This ring bells in my head always. I think that was what helped me when my friends babe approached me
We met only twice when my friend visited my base and you know as per friend level, she brought his babe. After he went back to Lag, this babe would call me morning and night untill I saw a love message one day. I stopped picking her calls and never say a word to my friend. Sometimes, you might not be the one initiating it but whichever way, it's a total No as far as I'm concerned
I can never swim in a river
When I was young I do things that are risky. Some people never did half of what I did before falling victims to bad occurrence. I was only lucky. Imagine trying to know the dept of a river when you cannot swim. Isn't that insane? I did that one day. I rolled my trousers up to my tigh and walked in gradually trying to know the depth. When I got to somewhere at the middle, I began to sink. To day the fact, I never knew how I came out. It was only me and the river lies in the forest. Nothing will ever make me swim in a river. If it's not s pool, then forget it
I will never wear a trouser without wearing a boxers
This is the way I picture it. Seeing a lady with attractic boobs without bra. You know what that means. I feel my John Thomas shaking like ancient clock under my legs and it makes me uncomfortable. And apart from that, what if my trousers tore in public? You've answered the question right? Haa! Noo..... It's embarrassing
I will never drive when drunk
It's obvious that the brain communication pathways is always interfered by excessive alcohol which makes the brain controlling power not to work appropriately the way it's designed to work when there's no alcohol in the bloodstream. Driving when drunk is very dangerous. The high intake of alcohol will at that moment cause alcohol induced blackout which is the gap that is created in the memory during intoxication and makes one not to remember things within the period. So driving when one is going through memory consolidation comes with high risk of accident, so to be on a safer side, I'd rather trek home than drive in such state
There is still more, but these are on my top list.
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