People ask me all the time, "
how do people start these super successful circle jerks and how can I join in?" That's a very good question! The first thing you have to do is be a greedy fuck! You can't just be any kind of greedy fuck though, you have to be a greedy fuck that can also suck some really good whale dick, because you weren't one of the select few that get in early to mine easy free steem power. I know most people are thinking, "But I don't like to suck dick!" That's okay, you don't have to like it, you like money right? You just have to decide how much you like money and how much you can stomach the taste of whale dick and do a simple cost benefit analysis! I'll help, see below:
As you can see this is an exponential curve, so we can infer a few things from this: First, you need to suck several whale dicks and build up a "vesting whale dick sucking" balance! What this means is that the longer and better dick sucking you give to your circle of whales, the higher your "vesting whale dick sucking" balance will become! Over time you can become a whale yourself if you know how to hit that sweet spot! The second thing as we can see that the rewards start off slowly, and then erupt in massive gains at the end of the curve! This is what I like to call "the sweet spot," it's where you've sucked enough whale dicks that they start to realize what you're doing, but also they don't want everyone to know they let you suck their dick because then people might question why they wanted you sucking their dick in the first place! It's the "sweet spot" because it puts them at your mercy! As long as you don't call them out on their shitty face fucking practices of self debauchery and greed, you can keep milking those whales for as much as their willing to put out and not expose their dirty little secrets!
What are some tell-tale signs that you have found yourself a good group of whales to infiltrate? Well, I don't like to give away all of my secrets, but you know I'm feeling generous today! These are some good indicators of a circle jerk: Does the post you see on the trending page look ridiculously overvalued and when you look at other content by the same person it's all the same shit voted to astronomical rates by the same people every day? I.E. "Hey guys I took two screenshots of coinmarketcap.com and wrote 5 sentences stating the obvious, give me 1000 dollars please! Kthxby see you in two hours." That one is my favorite! Another good indicator is if the account is automated by a bot giving you a status update on what the bot accomplished and it's also on the trending page making triple digit payouts everyday! These are great because you can pretend like you are doing something beneficial for the community and not just getting your dick sucked! Last but not least, and the most clever of all circle jerks: Pretend to start a community that gives back to the "little people" but really just sell them your vest and pay them to promote your shit so you don't even have to do that yourself! Welcome to what steemit has become! On the plus side there is still the chance to get on that dick before it gets sucked completely dry by all the other peasants. Good luck and may your jaws never tire!