"I am two Tinder dates away from changing my preference to girls!"
"I don't believe in black & white, but I can't say that because it's a very black & white statement."
"In some reality, what you're saying, is true."
"I don't know anyone who works."
"All this rain! I think Berlin is undergoing a spiritual cleanse."
"It's irrelevant whether you think it's a problem or not!"
"I want to be paid by the universe just for being alive. As compensation."
"Would you like to repeat what I just said? Because that's what I usually do at the end of a therapy session."
"Thank you. I'm just gonna pretend you gave me a tip."
(This is my first time trying out the Esteem app to post. Let's see how the formatting turns out. :))