<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 23:06:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@cristoguagua/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[ADJUSTMENTS IN THE HOUSE]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEA very wealthy family was gathered in the room and in those the gentleman of the house tells his wife, mija you have to at least learn to cook some eggs, because that way we avoided the service employee,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/adjustments-in-the-house</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/adjustments-in-the-house</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cristoguagua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 03:33:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVk6AaGeMFvivZciYGVb8RGcfzxCEtqs54uZMsSBQEtiyU1jqRCmtbizrLunXEnrruPLsm6XzYVfgxFm5a8u4Ceb3LPcvCC1d77hBfkzJdsTKbhgGZURyHCVWLtAhcFrEaxcasg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[AJUSTES EN LA CASA]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEUna familia muy adinerada estaba reunida en la sala y en esas el señor de la casa le dice a su hesposa, mija tienes que por lo menos aprender a cocinar unos huevos, porque asi nos evitamos lo de]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/ajustes-en-la-casa</link><guid 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13 Oct 2017 05:51:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2nhMph8Yo3jGTu5cWqns6ua9ZtgE4P1rNjUXss2MH4v7JuZGdUC69PoKbNwzxfF5QpwQu3ETU89WPKDcNvARAbYoREu6nCBhpkKxrXKFgCCMzRLFiwpv1owPFpbRr6DuXUbQcX8oeeEemX4HjZBrASJyBMy5Zc2Kan7AQPRdiHMUgMQcQwrpXxKpa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The hits]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEI was a drunk boy, walking past his house when he was drunk with a policeman and he told me, sir, he can tell me how many blows I have on my face, and the policeman says he has four, and the drunkard]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/the-hits</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/the-hits</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cristoguagua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 04:11:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[STEAK]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEHimajines friend that I play leave my girlfriend because they desian churrasco, and that why, not because I ate like a whole churra but was disgusting.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/steak</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/steak</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cristoguagua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2017 17:45:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8th8uVU7vHuK6gvDBhgfazTGxubYSpPH118ycacpwurnm8Sc5UpBfNUS7QqExhWjWwThpX3oRvf8mFpXK5URTDhdQdCYs2dQ9qTrV9oouvCzQy7ojKNfDwHTDMVWP8G7WF113bmsuSqJvcFSh3kALhtmqsgqRxkzsg6Q1Jmcsz2K6NgRALSCYjZEFn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[CHURRASCO]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEHimajines amigo que me toco dejar a mi novia porque le desian churrasco, y eso por que , no porque comia como toda una churra pero era bien asco]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/churrasco</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/churrasco</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cristoguagua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2017 16:06:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kx7QT41LAwhqyf31SMRnykocDFVzgWyZ5WsJ9xuz4SQkUyMt6t6UHWUhEKBcjzSyMQzncPj6kCk6QvyMUDc1GQ3NWMehim5pU817eNaFLutPbCQqeLJyw6SG474DouRMH8z5p22?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WILL YOU CAN?]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEA very annoying lady with a judge, is bound and asks, I can tell a judge imbesil, the judge astonished judge says no, and the woman asks again so I can tell judge to an imbesil, because I tell you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@cristoguagua/will-you-can</link><guid 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