<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 02:08:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@cryptoroast/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[First time at the gym]]></title><description><![CDATA[Summer is getting closer and closer, so I decided to sign up at a gym. Because this was my first time, I asked an employee there to show me how to do this weird exercise. His explanation was so fast, that]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/first-time-at-the-gym</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/first-time-at-the-gym</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 04:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn8xGAyixwwANiRYh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The stare and awkward silence]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you try to greet your co-workers, but all they can see is a huge yellow pimple on your face. 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Chris decided it was time to throw the big ball away, but Jeff]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/voice-of-an-angle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/voice-of-an-angle</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 22:57:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnCNm25Rffz8yLr2q?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My tongue is ready]]></title><description><![CDATA[When girls think you are all talk, so you show them all the tongue motions and ask them to pick their favorite. Source: Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/my-tongue-is-ready</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/my-tongue-is-ready</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2018 23:02:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnCvLGkC3DBCqUHGh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife's mad]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you reach the driveway and see all your clothes scattered around. In confusion, you try to guess what is your wife angry about. Did I forget to pick up my clothes from the floor again or did she find]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/wife-s-mad</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/wife-s-mad</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 02:29:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn9g8ZmJh4RrMXzry?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[First and last time I do this.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When your friend has been nagging you to go run with him and to shut him up you accept the invitation, which ends up being the worse decision of your life. 10 minutes into the run, this so-called best]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/first-and-last-time-i-do-this</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/first-and-last-time-i-do-this</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2018 21:41:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnKayyT5eaTNiJiB7?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quick stop before home]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are heading home, but suddenly receive a text from a girl saying she is home alone.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/quick-stop-before-home</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/quick-stop-before-home</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2018 22:44:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnFrtmbNc7isJqz6q?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[8 March - Comedy Open Mic Round 3, Entry #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Magic mirror on the wall, Woman's day is what I was waiting for, I ask you once, and once alone, will I get the most roses of them all? Source:Wiki I truly can not say, Some get more, Some get less, but]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptoroast/8-march-comedy-open-mic-round-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptoroast/8-march-comedy-open-mic-round-3</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2018 14:09:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Y2iXpRRkNSnsYwyVt4ZYLZBwyBZBPiTjd87Q6syxaZejA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My weakness is pizza]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are trying to get in shape for the summer, but then you see your friend eating pizza. Source: Imgur]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/my-weakness-is-pizza</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/my-weakness-is-pizza</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2018 17:11:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn4h1TwGJ9uumr1x9?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[BernieSanders vs Haejin. Both swinging, no one falling]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/berniesanders-vs-haejin-both-swinging-no-one-falling-zg1hbmlh-pe2lx</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/berniesanders-vs-haejin-both-swinging-no-one-falling-zg1hbmlh-pe2lx</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 19:08:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnMcHsRJBPF7TK6gm?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's hard to be a Whale]]></title><description><![CDATA[@trafalgar in a nutshell Source: Imgur Everyone wants a piece of it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/it-s-hard-to-be-a-whale</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/it-s-hard-to-be-a-whale</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 19:07:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn9eVVcnguz6kbw7K?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Poor Choices]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you get caught by Chris Hansen (To Catch a Predator) and you try to deny it. 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Pride parade incoming.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/curious-george</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/curious-george</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 19:19:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnJ8eYN5pb7u1EhSM?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife doesn't care]]></title><description><![CDATA[You get a call from your bank telling you, you are over your limit and your balance is 0. Being confused and mad, you call the police and file a fraud complaint. You hear a loud car parking in your driveway.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/wife-doesn-t-care</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/wife-doesn-t-care</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 01:07:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnBBwkK47rdqQbqZf?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your reaction to people selling STEEM]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/your-reaction-to-people-selling-steem-zg1hbmlh-stqum</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/your-reaction-to-people-selling-steem-zg1hbmlh-stqum</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsVUnNGyqVR3v4eG3o4TbLcLt71sSuPD6XCkHkpzVZPocSfNv2HLvB5khMaBBqudGPqP1Zw?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad time to call me]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are trying to day trade, but anything you buy starts crashing and you suddenly receive a phone call.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/bad-time-to-call-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/bad-time-to-call-me</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2018 13:15:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Y2iXpRRkNSnsYwyVt4ZYLZBwyBZA9xBxz4vgwvVtbJCGQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitcoin trying to climb back up]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/bitcoin-trying-to-climb-back-up-zg1hbmlh-bb30x</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@cryptoroast/bitcoin-trying-to-climb-back-up-zg1hbmlh-bb30x</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 23:15:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHy8dQN8hFYnCsV9cL9GAb41pNFo6jChtiHoGmPbLxQM84cRdqeLfpuT1Tr5iDEE8VzjVgzdDfMavSZR8nNhrKLWfGzFv2u1Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meme challenge #58 - Entry #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[#memechallenge #meme #funny #memes #zappl]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memechallenge/@cryptoroast/meme-challenge-58-entry-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memechallenge/@cryptoroast/meme-challenge-58-entry-1</guid><category><![CDATA[memechallenge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 12:59:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWNnTtJTtw21DeAXBgfFVxCgxqvbHBfqq596GRDswSzRYi7HnCQ2wfSrrsF4RwXXdGyAMAkyYn9jYuWEtshA4bULyhycHwqNq91cbWxDm7dg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I get it now]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you finally understand what blockchain really is.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/i-get-it-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@cryptoroast/i-get-it-now</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoroast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 01:07:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnDSAd88S3E58Cziq?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>