I'm powering down right now and am wondering if anyone is interested in buying this account. I will give you the private key and you must offer at least the amount of ETH worth of Steem. We will find a way where we can make sure the deal is 100% legitimate and both us go home happy.
If you are interested, let me know in the comments with a contact email. (I looked through TOS and didn't see this against the rules, but if it is let me know and I'll take it down).