Do we have a voyeur in our apartment building?

I let the dog out on Saturday around 8 a.m. after I rolled out of bed. As I was hiking down the three flights of stairs I noticed a pair of binoculars underneath the stairs. Binoculars. What, the hell.

Do we have a voyeur in our apartment building? Is there a peeping tom looking through the windows where the blinds are missing? How many scopophiliacs could there possibly be out of 30 units?

[skoh-puh-fil-ee-uh] : the obtaining of sexual pleasure by looking at nude bodies, erotic photographs, etc.

Binocular sales decline 25% from 2013 to 2014. Some experts predict they will be obsolete by 2020. No one in this apartment building would have a reason to buy binoculars and use them on a regular basis. Definitely suspicious.

All I know is that when I returned from the walk 20 minutes later, the binoculars were gone. So this voyeur wants to stay hidden...