Please Feel Sorry For Me And Give Me Money
I'm feeling so blue,
I'm getting a cough.
I know just the thing
That will push me aloft!
I'll get in my chair,
I'll type in the screen,
All the reasons that money
Will make my life keen.
Please give me upvotes!
Please give me cash!
I need to hire a maid
That can take out the trash.
I need to hire someone
Who can trim up the lawn,
Who can feed me some grapes,
And admire my brawn.
I need more SP! I need SBD!
There's an ache in my back,
There's an ache in my knee.
I've got a bad hangnail
And yes it's quite serious,
I need expensive surgery.
It's making me delirious!
I can't afford a lobster
At the grocery store,
Would you give me some moolah?
I just need a bit more.
My bills are unpaid and
I want a new bike,
I busted my big toe
While taking a hike.
They may sound like excuses,
Alas they're all true.
My life is so terrible,
Much, much worse than you!
Every day I'm not rich
Is making me cry,
For me there's no sun,
For me no blue sky.
Now all you people:
Feel sorry for me!
And write me a check
For my deep misery!
Good people of Steemit, thank you for listening to my plight and hearing my plea.
I take cash, check, credit card, upvotes, and dogecoin. You can make them out to me!
