<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:05:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@dadjoke/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.]]></title><description><![CDATA[DAD: What do you call a fake noodle? Dad: An Impasta. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every Sunday]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 12:50:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKopgPm9gDv74yH2ktSjFPTf9zcSYC45mbaZW8s2vHnvJyQ6R8Zwmt3n5Et5dmFKVDornztyrDMV9Kb5UXgZ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[He'd like to give you a "get well soon" shout-out, but he's a little horse.]]></title><description><![CDATA[DAD: He'd like to give you a "get well soon" shout-out, but he's a little horse. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/he-d-like-to-give-you-a-get-well-soon-shout-out-but-he-s-a-little-horse</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/he-d-like-to-give-you-a-get-well-soon-shout-out-but-he-s-a-little-horse</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 12:01:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCXUWJECrZbvn1NMPj1oFGUo3gYfF3NNPRD9Um8QeYtWcMEMwtiDYV2c1QEDqNzDvWzGvYpQbW55LgStwHKxXwNDbAomtKU1AH1YfakQgtS1Ac9cPJ6vrBdUHJCyTU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/did-you-hear-about-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-great-food-no-atmosphere</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/did-you-hear-about-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-great-food-no-atmosphere</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 11:10:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxDTHgvGuWy8BoUDeZNh55cy6k5BhaWQYD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every Sunday]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-did-the-crab-never-share-because-he-s-shellfish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-did-the-crab-never-share-because-he-s-shellfish</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 12:31:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3Zp9B6wTMyRy6bKFSkHyBQ2LnTidJPXkUDUTa4N1tPmpzypXqBGQJhQwjukqZCNVyZKVWHivNZy7WaqeFfPY7tqsmfvKcZuyeR9yTGWGwKBAY21SBtFrRrBGcSVhLx6oQimgve3ToFx6e97ZoDHDvuAxh8VXeuTry69JsErtoXChQRWrEdq9hB21yknkMhg7wQBx7tjNgjyAKTopjkbt1UfdWoErq5J77cSLeKko5SopvsJke3wEe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?"  DAD: "To carry your tune."]]></title><description><![CDATA[DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune." Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/dad-to-a-singer-don-t-forget-a-bucket-singer-why-dad-to-carry-your-tune</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/dad-to-a-singer-don-t-forget-a-bucket-singer-why-dad-to-carry-your-tune</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2018 11:13:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RtfsyWaiw3sN3zyWHXH8sUEPpMsn6comHxh8SVfomjA4Bs5GiHw8RaZjU6gEviBuWLvTeypNiQarpC78acc3RSbZbpibYCKapuDntBZRZqyehLqVqrtdkCcrsk36bgMYZgV5tsNMxni2UuBhtcwBBaeznokxPJyQ8MNqfL3Xfr2sNqHYimJjqwQDV94ujKNTVW6bACbT2ts86hjqEVknHYnruh9UwrwT6FNKBqKwR9fRrXoLuKUTMTVR65tWEJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.]]></title><description><![CDATA[You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/you-heard-of-that-new-band-1023mb-they-re-good-but-they-haven-t-got-a-gig-yet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/you-heard-of-that-new-band-1023mb-they-re-good-but-they-haven-t-got-a-gig-yet</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 11:36:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3Zp9B6wTMyRy6bKFSkHyBQ2LnTidJPXkUDUTa4N1tPmpzypXqBGQJhQwjukqZCNVyZKVWHivNZy7WaqeFfPWJFbvaYzeZ6RWGUqiXWPvJuc7S5WE2TQzPCgyBRJXANiEpL1QTXPRZJuuDkDHXSKqquEM7hiYoF5tYUGZXw2gKbL6Mhwc61x7o97xHF7STzgAbmcQgQrAoJnX97PsbcQycnrdyoojXmrbJHZtkpGf8JFCzVCCGzHti?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/where-did-the-college-aged-vampire-like-to-shop-forever-21</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/where-did-the-college-aged-vampire-like-to-shop-forever-21</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 11:08:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs55CAdmSM3YaiYTup3DrunF5QSypkfYxYv2sgiSriNCVermgrn8TPxiZmraPbJaVxYyDbMJPNezWwawH5QJwi8PWScknppFVfQKVHkHAdTJGQHHPZksCd9K2pGoztdAaCjUnfqMnHhrK5bXNiLabPKcg7T61VbwTyErG6iwEbVbwCEQNmKn2obShDwSUu3EWwYPc3uuhCJzmkiYdB2KhT7knxHsfNK56cVz6rdMd7UbSyZ5Mx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-do-you-call-someone-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-do-you-call-someone-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2018 11:49:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/aiVb1SUiufHLPjCRs8vWYVrLpHgVQgbKQDZkjuLgjmbSNUzHMT9TDL25HV4JGGHzDm4jtNHAsWw3Aw4uiKhAoMbo7o94CCSfQ5EwVQmhm6Eh7uqiZigje5ygWyXrFSFX36nM9ucUEW6gw46cBP3mVWwKQH9Cm155XZnKNju4BgTifV9yXd4Cf5Fi6XaVqYzUKgLAnaZXNsjacqJp6X8qA4Txf1z7MQmNN7irZk9KThDvSbWjubC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-dropped-him-off-at-school-bison</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-dropped-him-off-at-school-bison</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 11:15:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs55CAdmSM3YaiYTup3DrunF5QSypkfYxYv2sgiSriNCVermgrn8TPxiZmraPbJaVxYyDbMJPNezWwawH5QJwi8PWScknppFVfQKVHkHAdTJGQHHPZkry9WK9hpX8RAx8NjnM4GH57RndYRhv21FZ2xGUb52c7g9jYch5ZjtBfK9CzPJ16EDDqcutnwmejMrHpGtFbEyFx6ZYyYi83fuapHv3GLchU4L7N7JUi3TmBfrcwfKLi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-wasn-t-the-woman-happy-with-the-velcro-she-bought-it-was-a-total-ripoff</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-wasn-t-the-woman-happy-with-the-velcro-she-bought-it-was-a-total-ripoff</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 11:30:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/aiVb1SUiufHLPjCRs8vWYVrLpHgVQgbKQDZkjuLgjmbSNUzHMT9TDL25HV4JGGHzDm4jtNHAsWw3Aw4uiKhAoMbo7o94CCSfQ5EwVQmhm6Eh7uqiZigje5ygWyXrFSFX36nM9ucUEW6gw46tbiKiTPPc7RGqgvvNrHsmCWYgtwWwE1FzscxJ8PT47qDq14TwDvxBMtU92nRUwq6y6e5mJyXv3Y3Jdt4CoiJyzKLZQZsAbtJ9Rka?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face. Dad Joke will be away on vacation for the next three days Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-does-an-angry-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-your-face</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-does-an-angry-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-your-face</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2018 11:01:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RtfsyWaiw3sN3zyWHXH8sUEPpMsn6comHxh8SVfomjA4Bs5GiHw8RaZjU6gEviBuWLvTeypNiQarpC78acbjkags9vnZxRtCUXcLx4pHG3YyWVvbrv2MVu5CyksLbaaXLZ5dpghWxXDPZ7AeUQR9Q1VBiXG5uZqbFEgLRu6zr3Fs9X7UjyU71nqfEsxKVWDtzYLgGUebCfeTYmBKzAduSYB4owz1Gaz7nnj5eKJC84HNK1GHGWhSRHtHC1KvbQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”]]></title><description><![CDATA[What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!” Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every Sunday]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-does-a-zombie-vegetarian-eat-grrraaaaaiiiinnnns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/what-does-a-zombie-vegetarian-eat-grrraaaaaiiiinnnns</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 12:30:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/aiVb1SUiufHLPjCRs8vWYVrLpHgVQgbKQDZkjuLgjmbSNUzHMT9TDL25HV4JGGHzDm4jtNHAsWw3Aw4uiKhAoMbo7o94CCSfQ5EwVQmhm6Eh7uqiZigje5ygWyXrFSFX36nM9ucUEW6gw2riCroaVyMcxv3dFhEnYnP3SHPhQyAMeSJhvqRnuDpzx7UNd367mRZSP8SVU7PeJJYM3n6EknBda1GqFLQZaYofAArYHJLCTdHUUgN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!" Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/when-you-ask-a-dad-if-they-got-a-haircut-no-i-got-them-all-cut</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/when-you-ask-a-dad-if-they-got-a-haircut-no-i-got-them-all-cut</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2018 11:56:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs55CAdmSM3YaiYTup3DrunF5QSypkfYxYv2sgiSriNCVermgrn8TPxiZmraPbJaVxYyDbMJPNezWwawH5QJwi8PWScknppFVfQKVHkHAdTJGQHHPZksCd9K2pGoztdAaCjUnfqMnHhrHoygAyUieoipxeZC93j4XAmDQrUZEA6qdvFDMrVQVQdKiMXzzKKRYEFjEGBW6ZB9RRA4XBQpyG7FqFYVbso4daGXYhs5q8eazgFo9g?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-can-t-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-pee-is-silent</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/why-can-t-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-pee-is-silent</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2018 13:40:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/aiVb1SUiufHLPjCRs8vWYVrLpHgVQgbKQDZkjuLgjmbSNUzHMT9TDL25HV4JGGHzDm4jtNHAsWw3Aw4uiKhAoMbo7o94CCSfQ5EwVQmhm6Eh7uqiZigje5ygWyXrFSFX36nM9ucUEW6gw2riQ9iXkwq1TyK1PTnEca4vh9B25a4zmFwYruZNPpu6sFCysEJ9qPVz8Scv8NfXGevfbnt5qiaMNRtgwsAqiJPovfvxRbQsPVfMcTY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone. 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Red Paint.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every Sunday and Thursday. These winners will be selected from the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/whats-red-and-smells-like-white-paint-red-paint</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@dadjoke/whats-red-and-smells-like-white-paint-red-paint</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dadjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 20:53:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKdBnJaFeHnL3svQi9ZN2XzXDbzH7Wc9rcVhoEntuYGLL6JA7YzXD2Ytm9BwSNGm4BmrFStW55ZdWatgYHn7j3syC43gmbPp4Le7CSo9TygqPNeXbJMuZGU8trf1hx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! 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Frostbite.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. 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Man, they really grilled me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. 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