<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 08:17:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@dailyfunny/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Why Canello Alvarez proves Vechain is the future.]]></title><description><![CDATA[You may be thinking what does the 2nd best boxer in his weight class have to do with the best suppy chain cryptocurrency? With the recent news that Canello tested positive for a steroid that is found in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/boxing/@dailyfunny/why-canello-alvarez-proves-vechain-is-the-future-8792e133d68bf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/boxing/@dailyfunny/why-canello-alvarez-proves-vechain-is-the-future-8792e133d68bf</guid><category><![CDATA[boxing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 05:58:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stay active for free in crypto market crash]]></title><description><![CDATA[If your like me you can't make any trades right now because you bought in at a low but not the bottom. So what do you do when you have cryptocurrency fever but pay day in weeks away? Simple answer....mine]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@dailyfunny/stay-active-for-free-in-crypto-market-crash-20c6e0d6799e1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@dailyfunny/stay-active-for-free-in-crypto-market-crash-20c6e0d6799e1</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 02:19:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMzCGgUj2JdJQu4PhH5Qa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Grow a mustache]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why not?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/short/@dailyfunny/grow-a-mustache-a3882b38c503a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/short/@dailyfunny/grow-a-mustache-a3882b38c503a</guid><category><![CDATA[short]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 02:16:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Binance]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ok I'm trying to find a really good exchange and someone told me about Binance. I'm still new to cryptos and it seems pretty straight forward and didn't ask me for a bunch of personal info. Also I like]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/binance/@dailyfunny/binance-a25568f02d1b1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/binance/@dailyfunny/binance-a25568f02d1b1</guid><category><![CDATA[binance]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2018 17:02:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMgB2MpEr1SQDKxRiK9Ya?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitcoin college fund.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have an idea, instead of opening a bank account that will count against your child when they apply for financial aid in college, make a bitcoin wallet for them and cold storage it. Maybe do the same]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@dailyfunny/bitcoin-college-fund-647891ed94698</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@dailyfunny/bitcoin-college-fund-647891ed94698</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 00:56:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfAyGZNmgPBKzjEDRRe6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to sneak INTO Tiajuna]]></title><description><![CDATA[So this happened by mistake but it totally works. I forgot my passport and I had plans in Tiajuna so I was going to cross and see if they would still let me in without it. Before you say something smart]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@dailyfunny/how-to-sneak-into-tiajuna-f36c03724549f</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@dailyfunny/how-to-sneak-into-tiajuna-f36c03724549f</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2017 01:54:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMenkFftuSUHTLvaJURnn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Doctors vs Web M.D.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why do doctors get so angry when you tell them you used Web M.D. They try to make you feel stupid but shit if I didn't go on Web M.D. I wouldn't of set the appointment to have my rare new found disease]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/health/@dailyfunny/doctors-vs-web-m-d-9e65d91b51b71</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/health/@dailyfunny/doctors-vs-web-m-d-9e65d91b51b71</guid><category><![CDATA[health]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 23:49:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfSywcwWZgLXY7ZDkxPx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Invincible]]></title><description><![CDATA[I knew that eating are honey every morning and night had kept me from getting sick all year but I just accidentally drank tap water while showering with my girlfriend in Mexico and I didn't die. Honey]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/invincible-82e180456688</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/invincible-82e180456688</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 04:52:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdExRZntuaGKadvg5ZKc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bikers the paradox]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bikers are the most terrifying gang when you see them in bars..in alleys...in any area EXCEPT roads. Even in a prius I feel invincible next to motorcycles.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/bikers-the-paradox-20171017t03910617z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/bikers-the-paradox-20171017t03910617z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 05:39:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfXD22FTq76JzsgCUADc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pictures of mourning]]></title><description><![CDATA[We wrap the masked rider before games in red but today I saw he was wrapped in black in mourning. I thought this was a beautiful gesture when I passed it and wanted to take a picture. This is the 2nd day]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shooting/@dailyfunny/pictures-of-mourning-20171011t13202994z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shooting/@dailyfunny/pictures-of-mourning-20171011t13202994z</guid><category><![CDATA[shooting]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:20:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN22Y1y1QKybQhuSuDiJA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The texas tech shooting. I was in class.]]></title><description><![CDATA[There needs to be some major changes in the notification system. I was notified by a girl in class who yelled it when she got a text notification. We all keep our phones on silent...standard for all classes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shooter/@dailyfunny/the-texas-tech-shooting-i-was-in-class-2017109t223857587z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shooter/@dailyfunny/the-texas-tech-shooting-i-was-in-class-2017109t223857587z</guid><category><![CDATA[shooter]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 03:39:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN26og4HqUtxpdYQYSExe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Yes im looking at your phone]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can't help it in too nosey.when I see peoples big phone screen in from of me I start to read as fast as I can. I try to soak in all ther personal information and remember the pictures like it's the last]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/yes-im-looking-at-your-phone-2017104t105845444z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/yes-im-looking-at-your-phone-2017104t105845444z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2017 15:58:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdLNhk9XCz4Ld9hYhsmx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gross thing guys do in the bathroom]]></title><description><![CDATA[I see this all the time, peeing in someone else's owe. That's the most disgusting thing you can do. It's like being blood brothers with someone you don't know. You just mix your fluids with theirs you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/gross-thing-guys-do-in-the-bathroom-2017102t1322522z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/gross-thing-guys-do-in-the-bathroom-2017102t1322522z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:22:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMy69DQPJeEegRPR2dpop?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tinder ruined women]]></title><description><![CDATA[You are not a 9 or 10 because you can fuck a 9 or 10 if your a woman. Tinder has 5s and 6s treating guys like they are shit because they can get 8s 9s and 10s with the swipe of a finger. This kind of spoiled]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/tinder-ruined-women-2017930t162532695z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/tinder-ruined-women-2017930t162532695z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2017 21:25:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMeoQs1x2cDCEkSpjXWDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[New holiday]]></title><description><![CDATA[Let's just call it don't fucking complain day.On this day everybody just doesn't complain about anything.No politics no religion nothing about what happened to your ancestors or your parents.No crimes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/new-holiday-2017929t16627239z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/new-holiday-2017929t16627239z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 21:06:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMzZLwpGXyGtpZLhuCGGn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[To my followers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey let me know what you want me to talk about. I have over 60 followers now but I'm not getting many upvote. If you don't like what I'm doing let me know so I can make changes. I try to post every single]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@dailyfunny/to-my-followers-2017928t19212127z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@dailyfunny/to-my-followers-2017928t19212127z</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 00:21:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMx41L2HrukxfSaVmzza2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to spot real mexican food]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's simple, look for places that have kids working when school let's out, it means it's a family Restaurant. That being said some families suck at cooking so this is really the first big step in picking]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/how-to-spot-real-mexican-food-2017928t12228423z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/how-to-spot-real-mexican-food-2017928t12228423z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2017 17:22:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMzvW8xgjZXsNKJVnx8Kp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why aliens won't talk to us]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's pretty simple we are horrible to our pets.The way we treat living things are dumber than us It's no wonder we're afraid of Aliens smarter than us. The idea of pets is strange anyway.I would like this]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/why-aliens-won-t-talk-to-us-2017927t175421614z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/why-aliens-won-t-talk-to-us-2017927t175421614z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 22:54:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMyAJdVTw8Vsys7wo86eS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If cars were alive]]></title><description><![CDATA[It would be a humanitarian nightmare! Being bought and sold into slavery and constant neglect from their teenage masters. Parts pulled from one car and solved into another, just the thought of a living]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/if-cars-were-alive-2017926t105649707z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/if-cars-were-alive-2017926t105649707z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 15:56:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4W3i2hyrJTVfexvW5fAKcVfQkcGWNkJ4x4L6mRHE8zJcobe88GY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bolongna]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's hard to spell and even harder to digest. What is this meat that the poorest of us eat on a weekly basis? There is no part of the body on any beast you can look to and say "That there is the the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/bolongna-2017925t22144440z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dailyfunny/bolongna-2017925t22144440z</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyfunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 03:14:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN3xW1TUJYCgw1qaUXeF8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>