<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 06:08:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@dailyjoke/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The AI in these smart phones are getting pretty good...I entered my food intake this week and the ambulance is already at my house!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The AI in these smart phones are getting pretty good...I entered my food intake this week and the ambulance is already at my house!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-ai-in-these-smart-phones-are-getting-pretty-good---i-entered-my-food-intake-this-week-and-the-ambulance-is-already-at-my-house-1512728419-705825</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-ai-in-these-smart-phones-are-getting-pretty-good---i-entered-my-food-intake-this-week-and-the-ambulance-is-already-at-my-house-1512728419-705825</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2018 22:47:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq2pSBCQresSCS66LF9YawPf6iDGhYDMM1wWkyMLTFGC2oAhfqaEaLv4CDmbn9UHWcQtXj7AKAQxvr2VRcUiS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-blond-studied-hard-before-going-to-the-mechanic-to-avoid-getting-ripped-off--so-she-knew-it-was-a-good-deal-when-the-mechanic-sold-her-the-turn-signal-fluid---1512728300-0125382</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-blond-studied-hard-before-going-to-the-mechanic-to-avoid-getting-ripped-off--so-she-knew-it-was-a-good-deal-when-the-mechanic-sold-her-the-turn-signal-fluid---1512728300-0125382</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2018 14:36:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqD1zSmfRp2vfBqx9zr9gRsTkeZCStfPzXoHSNs9dmSGtA7Jz1J8qnecQzwV9r1JLu4JzNeCK4UoPiE2M1Pxz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Donald could save money by building the wall with Hillary's emails...noone can get over them!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Donald could save money by building the wall with Hillary's emails...noone can get over them!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/donald-could-save-money-by-building-the-wall-with-hillarys-emails---noone-can-get-over-them-1512726369-5083833</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/donald-could-save-money-by-building-the-wall-with-hillarys-emails---noone-can-get-over-them-1512726369-5083833</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 22:06:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq1RdFqdTcisQ4kt5NdiTGgyzU4t1cBQ79UP7LkmEsqNjoL453QD6ctE4Y3zNy85hronozsxmb21xXVFJypnA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm perturbed by the thought that both the optimist and pessimist agreed 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dog."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-car-honks-outside-the-bar-that-pavlov-walks-into-he-says-damn-i-forgot-to-feed-the-dog--1512726233-5637288</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/the-car-honks-outside-the-bar-that-pavlov-walks-into-he-says-damn-i-forgot-to-feed-the-dog--1512726233-5637288</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 21:47:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqCzNyuhP93cTa4Pvg7xFqLSj3S2U3f1gxWmmNgsc3J2aGcUcJgNVZFPoSeKrCJmYZmc5thjVrYryCemb5ddp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I just remembered again that my therapist told me a couple years ago that I have problems about letting go of the past]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just remembered again that my therapist told me a couple years ago that I have problems about letting go of the past]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/i-just-remembered-again-that-my-therapist-told-me-a-couple-years-ago-that-i-have-problems-about-letting-go-of-the-past-1512726198-0881531</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/i-just-remembered-again-that-my-therapist-told-me-a-couple-years-ago-that-i-have-problems-about-letting-go-of-the-past-1512726198-0881531</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:45:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq2y8L4a5oA4KH3kwHo7B8gBNy9Lracc2M5pe5Y32uvEW2ZaQwYPQHZv8ViTvtgUQJTzYocjmLDqcjG5fsBVx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Whoops I just saw your text from yesteday...are you still at the movies?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Whoops I just saw your text from yesteday...are you still at the movies?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/whoops-i-just-saw-your-text-from-yesteday---are-you-still-at-the-movies-1512726163-4018939</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/whoops-i-just-saw-your-text-from-yesteday---are-you-still-at-the-movies-1512726163-4018939</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2018 20:43:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq1KbX5acmwRjNXd5Heqtvb3zEfYYtPdpzvZU7zvKkv2pHzC9tVRGQp2wXempiN7QFhKfykGx62dikin4f3zv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When the husband retires, the wife gains a full-time job. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the husband retires, the wife gains a full-time job.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/when-the-husband-retires-the-wife-gains-a-full-time-job---1512726117-3438988</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/when-the-husband-retires-the-wife-gains-a-full-time-job---1512726117-3438988</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dailyjoke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 23:42:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinpxsejv17QJh6A2eS8hXSctRgsLMT53Fn4mZorRSBetjfRR9FdCdjADVce9vjZcTRDWUsDFYArQMdvaysXTPt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been outside yet.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been outside yet.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fun/@dailyjoke/a-liberal-is-just-a-conservative-that-hasnt-been-outside-yet--1512726066-088704</link><guid 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