<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 03:19:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@dalecallaghan/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How to make instant coffee in a crypto bubble.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Assemble your team. 1 teaspoon instant coffee. Sugar as you desire. Take time to relax if needed. Turn the kettle on. Lose your mind. Add water, help a friend out. Add milk and buy BitCoin. Nice. Success.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dalecallaghan/how-to-make-instant-coffee-in-a-crypto-bubble</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@dalecallaghan/how-to-make-instant-coffee-in-a-crypto-bubble</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dalecallaghan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 17:17:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgEH3XshnK7iQFbfqjCef52bgXKuxVVpDMDp5A7VsP4W1q9gH1Ui9J48hpnPxsXXoKPnsLDSxxKkKUi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>