Good day, my fellow Steemers and Whalesharers! This is the 62nd part of my series post about local Filipino jokes which I have translated for people of the English language. Please read and pick the ones you like best from this post series. Tell me in the comments section on why you liked it.
I think nobody in Steemit and Whaleshares has done this kind of post series before. So I took it upon myself to do it even if you think it might not be popular or profitable. I just wanted to be the first to do this kind of thing. It would be up to you to decide, my fellow readers, if I was successful or not.
There are still a lot more Filipino local jokes that we need to be translating. These jokes are the products of the Filipinos' creativity, ingenuity, and love of social drinking.
Read and enjoy!
Body hair
QUESTION: Which body hair turns white faster as you grow older? The hair on the head or the hair down below?
ANSWER: The hair on the head - Because the hair on the head covers problems while the hair down below covers pleasure.
Dirtiest panties
There was a worldwide contest to determine who wears the dirtiest panties in the world. 3 women, each from different countries, were the finalists.
Miss Nigeria went first. She removed her soiled panties and threw it against a wall. The panties stuck to the wall before falling off after 10 minutes!
The combination of sweat, shart drops and oily body secretions that drenched the panties made them stuck to the wall that long. The audience cheered.
Miss India came next. She removed and threw her colourful but muddy panties at the wall. The panties stuck to the wall before falling off after an hour!
The combination of sweat, grime, dust, and female organ secretions that drenched the panties made them stuck to the wall that long. The audience roared in approval!
At last, it was Miss Philippines' turn. She slowly removed her black bikini panties and threw them gracefuly against the wall. As soon as the panties hit the wall, they fell naturally to the ground.
"Boo!!!", the audience jeered.
But Miss Philippines' panties began to move on the ground where it fell and slowly crept up the wall and climbed it!
Miss Philippines won! Who knows what kind of creatures lived and evolved in her panties for being so dirty?!?
Medical instrument
One day, a sexy lady went to the doctor for a checkup.
SEXY LADY: Doctor, my anus feels so hot!
DOCTOR: Okay, I'll stick a thermometer in there to check.
SEXY LADY: But, Doctor, I feel shy and uneasy for being naked...
DOCTOR: Okay, I'll turn off the lights.
Doctor turns off the lights.
SEXY LADY: Doctor, that's not my anus your thermometer is sticking in!
DOCTOR: It's alright, it's not my thermometer either!
The hearing aid
BUDDY 1: I bought this latest hi-tech hearing aid for my hearing problem. It works like a dream!
BUDDY 2: HOW MUCH did you pay for it?
BUDDY 1: Oh, I bought it yesterday!
The cough
NED: Doc, I have this bad cough. I need a checkup.
DOCTOR: Okay, I want you to cough!
NED: Cough, cough, cough
DOCTOR: Okay, again!
NED: Cough, cough, cough
DOCTOR: Okay, last time. Again!
NED: Cough, cough, cough
DOCTOR: Okay, that's enough.
NED: What's bothering me, Doc?
DOCTOR: You have a cough.
Translated from Source: My old classmates. XUHS Class of 1992
