<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:09:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@davidjohan/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone]]></title><description><![CDATA[We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@davidjohan/4wtkovn31yf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@davidjohan/4wtkovn31yf</guid><category><![CDATA[dtube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2019 04:17:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHefWK95n7kbpqRg6FYqwQxXZVtZN6wWgjjpyBZBmc4w2hotQB9k2rpLzHvs7Ni9goZdBqszjiZ5Lzvwg28Ahq9hfy?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 15]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/short-joke-15</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/short-joke-15</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2018 17:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 14]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . A: Because they're always stuffed . For more:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@davidjohan/short-joke-14</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@davidjohan/short-joke-14</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2018 11:35:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 13]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-13</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 15:54:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 12]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-12</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2018 13:51:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 11]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-11</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-11</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 13:35:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 10]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-10</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2018 18:11:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Music]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-9</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 17:21:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 8]]></title><description><![CDATA[Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@davidjohan/short-joke-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@davidjohan/short-joke-8</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:05:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. 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Two, of course!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-6</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 13:42:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-5</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 22:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-4</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 18:49:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-3</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:42:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call a cold dog? . .. . .. . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . . . . A Chilli Dog.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-2</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2018 15:09:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Short #joke. 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why was the cat sitting on the computer? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . To keep an eye on the mouse!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lol/@davidjohan/short-joke-1</guid><category><![CDATA[lol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 19:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quotes #6]]></title><description><![CDATA[We don't appreciate our families enough. We tend to favour friends over family. Don't forget the sacrifices they've made for you selflessly.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-6</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 15:39:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quotes #5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Never lose hope in His Mercy. Never believe that you're too far gone to ask for forgiveness. He knows your struggle. He created you!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-5</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 15:38:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quotes #4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Don't be sad & stress over life. Stop thinking of the worst. Have good thoughts of the Almighty. He wants the best for you. Believe that.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-4</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Quotes #3]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you light a lamp for someone, it will also brighten your path.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@davidjohan/quotes-3</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidjohan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 05:52:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>