<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:47:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@delicioustacos/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Women’s March]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Women’s March worked. Trump was deposed. A pink pussy hat now president. Horny killers from Damascus welcomed at LAX by your girlfriend. Schools teach in Mexican. New Chief Usury Officer of Goldman]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@delicioustacos/the-women-s-march</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@delicioustacos/the-women-s-march</guid><category><![CDATA[politics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 19:14:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/368La1qZAv72CfsatGqgNFYxwFFabjMGeK6wWjGU3bQqVHsD5HkqbLdg5HnVuM9kHhQxtejRgX5zGSQn8EmwKHMp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well no. I’m talking to you because you seem like you fuck fast. I fucked my ex. She only hurts me. I thought it would make it better to have another girl taste her cunt juice on me. The air next to me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/i-can-t-tonight-but-how-about-tuesday-she-says</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/i-can-t-tonight-but-how-about-tuesday-she-says</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:29:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Second Date Idea]]></title><description><![CDATA[I want to chain you to a pipe. Stop taking birth control. Move into my sweaty apartment. Let go of your possessions. Your pets. I’ll ladle water down your gullet. Sop up your waste. You’ll live off fruits]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/second-date-idea</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/second-date-idea</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 03:51:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83ixfG5xa3RKryBQcrXGaA8Ap9bZ7QScUjZHNwsmUMookRAm25sW5Zo3EuFiCNBQ4ndYaK4YwfQo5G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Be a Screenwriter in Hollywood]]></title><description><![CDATA[(Note: this is from 2013; I'm sure in 2018 it's impossible to do any of this) If I were a horrible person, I could make money telling people how to write and sell their screenplays. I could have a hustle]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/how-to-be-a-screenwriter-in-hollywood</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/how-to-be-a-screenwriter-in-hollywood</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 02:44:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56ynZCbBSCGj8qR4VrcaihLYE2fJjfi5sihjJPs1yRgoxJsQSzhaGoqrT9bKQbXkZFHyRU44BpoSpwqFrQtrxPywX85wGjrB4wci?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My First Ever Online Date]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was on Match. 2006. My “headline” was “You should totally go out with me.” A girl messaged me saying “my roommate should totally go out with you.” I thought it was some kind of scam but no one else on]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/my-first-ever-online-date</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/my-first-ever-online-date</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:41:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvdzHXqfc4JcK2kZzv4bKgzNs7UeSRQqfF22qe2mj9vgf89jsiGxsyz9ajXaq2Xe2enkVANdjt4YcKAGW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What people want from crypto]]></title><description><![CDATA[is to feel something. The feeling that they're smart, that their lives are going somewhere. The feeling that they're losing and then it pulls back up. 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I’m in a small branch office of a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/okcupid-what-i-m-doing-with-my-life-part-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/okcupid-what-i-m-doing-with-my-life-part-2</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 17:09:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXB7wmSTkL3FdBMkEivsF7NoUN7EgLF3Vy5TKeREL3VNU3JcZ8a4FDaMBScq5VPeuEsWRU6MTCqkduauWvFosmTuYb3H6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[First Date]]></title><description><![CDATA[They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you something, she said. He knew what was coming but pretended not to. Go ahead. Are you really as much of an asshole]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/first-date</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/first-date</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 03:26:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/ADdPNihJzmPaJWaGZJurkoE5tRuMJHvU3guDcDZGNStD1sScHvxVUZesTw5pa3wbhTg5NnaufyPZYehUNfkMqh2DC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maria]]></title><description><![CDATA[She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician. Her OKCupid was all about death. Guatemalan I think. She wouldn’t fuck on the first date. I fingerfucked her in her car instead. A black Camry or]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/maria</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@delicioustacos/maria</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 03:18:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Manic Pixie Dream Girl]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here’s the whole fantasy. You are at the doctor’s office. Or at work. There is a pretty young woman there. That alone: fantastical. 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Well look, I tell]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@delicioustacos/birthday-2015</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@delicioustacos/birthday-2015</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 18:19:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiBhQMb6KtYVrNssMnKP8Hm9cbn8dWPSv4adaiauW1mHARQnXoibv9kdMnqUVxEALrRpxHRn6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fetish]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I fuck a girl, to stay hard, I have to think about getting her pregnant, moving to the suburbs, having her quit her job, me making enough money for both of us. 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I actually went]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dating/@delicioustacos/let-s-go-out-for-coffee-she-says</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dating/@delicioustacos/let-s-go-out-for-coffee-she-says</guid><category><![CDATA[dating]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2017 16:19:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Angel of the Morning]]></title><description><![CDATA[His buddy told him: try Seeking Arrangement. I put that I’m worth two million. I take them to a sushi place. But not one where the chef doesn’t let you order. Middle income place; I tell them I don’t have]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@delicioustacos/angel-of-the-morning</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@delicioustacos/angel-of-the-morning</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2017 03:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83ixfG5xa3RKryBQcrXGaA8Ap9bZ7QScUjZHNwsmUMookRAm25sW5Zo4L8F3PDpFusv14sqx5Auafx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Belinda]]></title><description><![CDATA[Are you surprised I’m here, said Belinda. Mexican girls don’t date white boys. Au contraire, he said, I’ve had every one in town but you. Not the real ones, she said. I bet their parents spoke English.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dating/@delicioustacos/belinda</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dating/@delicioustacos/belinda</guid><category><![CDATA[dating]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2017 02:47:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Coffee Shop Diary: A Pretty Girl]]></title><description><![CDATA[Damn, this girl is really pretty. Which means she’s dating some guy in a band. Some guy with a job. Some guy with a smaller nose and a bigger dick. Some guy who is more confident. Some guy who would go]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@delicioustacos/coffee-shop-diary-a-pretty-girl</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@delicioustacos/coffee-shop-diary-a-pretty-girl</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:19:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck Los Angeles]]></title><description><![CDATA[A four bedroom house in Hot Springs Montana is 99 thousand fucking dollars. Estimated mortgage: $382 a month. You get a separate detached cottage. The cottage alone, in this shithole fucking city I live]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@delicioustacos/fuck-los-angeles</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@delicioustacos/fuck-los-angeles</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 03:12:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqkFqy7oPjairajJedCrVVWFWBb2FCkDmnsZ7gSpR4Px3GZaEqBTe2XEstkPsW8LviRUUU4ogCATsdMVHx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One Small Act of Kindness]]></title><description><![CDATA[He lived alone. Every morning the same spider had fallen in the bathtub. An elegant silvery-looking affair. He’d pick her up carefully by three legs (one leg would have just snapped off). Place her by]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@delicioustacos/one-small-act-of-kindness</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@delicioustacos/one-small-act-of-kindness</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 03:38:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobguHv215y6cqKNmmwXJfbZoVakrztVyGRd3Pfam2iChWBsh5YjGcKQXMLWHjzEL5yHgVDVHZLuKPzC52NzCEZ2D8mj9yNLzXWHPmgEAU2wa9D9Srfzi8aYgwCgMqNXF7LivZvrn6APMppannAwp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Book Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. 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Rock star Executive Assistant needed for C-level exec at up-and-coming boutique firm. Ideal candidate is a detail-oriented, motivated self-starter. Thick skin and ability]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@delicioustacos/want-ads</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@delicioustacos/want-ads</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:47:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeN56wjvDyeYWgXw2pRuVN4K6ZWKBHvjwjW6mQBSyhBVir6N5QFGsWbAGBhRuXKvK1nhzoyAo1GJhmy24UAeecj4i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>